--It's fireproof.

--He's probably just hibernating.

--What does this button do?

--It's probably just a rash.

--Are you sure the power is off?

--The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

--Pull the pin and count to what?

--Which wire was I supposed to cut?

--I wonder where the mother bear is.

--I've seen this done on TV.

--These are the good kind of mushrooms.

--I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

--Let it down slowly.

--It's strong enough for both of us.

--This doesn't taste right.

--I can make this light before it changes.

--Nice doggie.

--I can do that with my eyes closed.

--I've done this before.

--What duck?

--Well, we've made it this far.

--That's odd.

--Don't be so superstitious.

--Now watch this.

lol, some of thoose are pretty good

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Now I was honest.. your turn..

--What does this button do?
answer.... pushed it and an almarm went off..

--The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
Answer....no comment

--I can make this light before it changes.
Answer.. no more car...

--Nice doggie.
Answer....  a run around a total strangers house to hide from the dog that got loose.. yes a pit bull.scary stuff

--I've done this before.--Don't be so superstitious
Answer.....walked under a ladder.. and yes have had bad bad luck for a while.. goitta get better soon.. oh oh just broke a mirror think i might be in trouble here..lolol

I was thinking about famous last words in class this morning, and I have come out with some pretty good ones over the years...

Watch this! - always a prelude to one of my more spectacular balls ups.
Hang on the fun's about to start - as I rolled my Mazda at 50mph.
Of course its the black wire - before blowing myself across the room, and realizing my father had no idea about wiring or safety!
Of course its safe to cross - before a 4 tonne truck went over my foot (thank goodness for steel toe caps!)
This is an easy route - before falling off the climbing wall and tearing all the ligaments in my ankle.
Safety helmets are for girls! - woke up in hospital with a fractured skull and concussion from being hit on the head by a piece of falling rock the climber above me had dislodged.

However the greatest goes to an officer in the Royal Green Jackets who whilst on jungle training forgot to sweep the area before answering his 'call of nature' told everyone 'of course its safe' and sat on a scorpion! He couldn't be evacuated until the next morning, by which time one buttock was enormous and bright red! V.funny for everyone else.

Ozzy

PS. A lot of my friends tell me I'm an accident looking for somewhere to happen... what do they mean?

You're better off being near me according to my climbing chums, as if the accident is going to happen, then it'll happen to me not them.... Irish logic I guess?

Mark

LOL, ozzy you gotta meet me at strathallan in a few weeks

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Its called Murphy's Law
Whatever can happen, WILL happen