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The phone call (Read 609 times)
Dec 21
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ozzy72
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An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.
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Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Dec 21
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"Good grief"
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"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"
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Dec 21
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That wouldn't work for me.
I would have sent money to my mom to help pay for the divorce.
My biological father wrote the book on assholiness....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Romulus111VADT wrote
on Dec 21
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My biological father wrote the book on ass
holiness
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He wrote a disparaging book about the Pope?
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Dec 22
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H wrote
on Dec 22
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, 2012 at 2:44am:
Romulus111VADT wrote
on Dec 21
st
, 2012 at 9:42am:
My biological father wrote the book on ass
holiness
...
He wrote a disparaging book about the Pope?
...
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That's what I call; "Quick off the Mark!"...
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Paul...
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...Luke, and John?
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Dec 22
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Romulus111VADT wrote
on Dec 21
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, 2012 at 9:42am:
That wouldn't work for me.
I would have sent money to my mom to help pay for the divorce.
My biological father wrote the book on assholiness....
Boy, my dad must have been the co-wrighter
"May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face. And may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars" Cheers George!
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My biological father wrote the book on assholiness....
Mine was too lazy to write that book but he researched hundreds of situations to include in the text! I jest, slightly.
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