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Reply #30 - Dec 28th, 2012 at 6:29am

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H wrote on Dec 28th, 2012 at 6:17am:
Fozzer wrote on Dec 28th, 2012 at 6:00am:
I must admit, Adam, that although I occasionally point my Fender Statocaster in the direction of the audience...
..I haven't shot anyone with it... Wink...!
Sometimes I hum dangerously to myself whilst playing it...
I cannot speak for you... but there are some who can use musical intruments to wound and impair -- leastwise, make themselves seem quite wounded...

Also, I think about the most dangerous creature, other than human, on your big mound in the sea is a boar, should they even remain; I felt quite uneasy when stalked by the bear (the cougars only gave me a glance -- while they were where I could see them, anyway... have no idea what their attention was were they watching in hiding).



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... Grin... Grin...!

Fortunately, we don't have dangerous Boars, Bears or Cougars on our little rock in the North Sea... Kiss...
...but we do have dangerous, gun-toting; "visitors", from "other countries", in our big Cities, who are out to shoot us, and themselves!...(mostly themselves!)... Shocked...!

Paul...Armed with my new Ukulele...on my way to the local Shopping Mall, to terrify the shoppers with my strumming!...... Grin... Grin...!
 

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Reply #31 - Dec 28th, 2012 at 9:11am

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expat wrote on Dec 27th, 2012 at 4:40pm:
Bass wrote on Dec 27th, 2012 at 11:06am:
Now, this is a trusted weapon

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Never ever will you or your children be assaulted Cool
(If it is trained normal)


I love Rotties. Unfortunately, they have one trait, they seem to copy more than any other dog the personalitly of the owner. If you are an a$$hole, then the dog will be too. If you are a "normal" owner then the dog will be very affectionate. Well that is my experience of them...............

Matt

PS that is a beautiful looking dog Cool


You're so right. One thing more, they never forget anything in their short life! Using that in a positive way, makes a Rottweiler a real compagnion for any family Wink
 
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Reply #32 - Dec 28th, 2012 at 9:15am

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Fozzer wrote on Dec 27th, 2012 at 5:28pm:
Bass wrote on Dec 27th, 2012 at 11:06am:
Now, this is a trusted weapon

http://www.simviation.com/phpupload/uploads/1356718824.jpg

Never ever will you or your children be assaulted Cool
(If it is trained normal)


I observe the big grin on its face, and the slaver dripping from its mouth, as it longs to take a bite out of my left leg at the first opportunity...

...(it's what they automatically do to me, given the chance!)

Paul...Dog Food... Sad...!


You know what, Paul...
If you mean you're "dog food", it may be because the dog can smell your fear!! (or some of your gravy's) Grin Grin
 
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Reply #33 - Dec 28th, 2012 at 2:41pm

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FOZZER Response : 
Well, the 12 guage ShotGun I got from my uncle 13 years ago, its no longer made that particular model, Smith & Wesson model 1000 12 guage, he used it for Turkey Bird hunting pheasant, I got a deal on it, and since I live in the city where a lotta crime takes place, at that time I wanted something to protect myself in case of a Home robbery.

The .177 Pellet Rifle Rutger - I got for shooting all my 2 litre pop bottles from a distance out in my wooded area and because theres this wood pecker that keeps hammering away at my portion of the house, I live in the city, but the country part of the city outskirts where I have 25 acres out back of woods and ponds, deer, ducks, geese, raccons, possums, etc.  Tho I never ever hunt them, not into that, 

The .357 Magnum Pistol with the 8" barrel, model 608 / 8 round revolver - I picked it up recently, at the local gun shop, where I registered myself as a gun owner , because IF / Should I actually be the victim of a home invasion it'd be quicker to grab it - then weild around the big ol' Shotgun when your in a hurry and I keep it loaded by the front door hidden out of sight, you'd walk right past it and never know it 

however IF I answer the door and I don't like who's on the other side pointing a gun at me - I can quickly reach for Mr. Magnum and defend myself easier than the long ol' shot gun,,,,

The Rifle which is a 30/30 I've had since I was a kid out on the Farm back in the 60's / 70's it still shoots, I used to use it to scare off the coyotes from the cattle in the winter and the wolves fire it a few times in the Air and they'd leave the cattle alone take off runnin,,, an old gun,,, but still worthy of keepimng around

NOW - My Trusty Cannon,,,,
which is the unique 1 of a kind CANNON - mind You - 
is used for 1 thing and 1 thing only - that being to Shoot People  even "MYSELF"
Myself - Yip, I've shot myself with my Cannon and been shot by others with my Cannon many times
What are ya a Lunitic Nutjob or what - YIP fully Certified full fledged whacko' fruitcake !!!!!!!!

See its a WATER Play Toy Gun/ rifle see earlier picture in posts its the Trusty / H2O' Water Cannon,,
great in the Summer time when its hot and or if ya see a hot chick with a tube top on,,, cool her off and the amazing things ya see Beautiful site - sometimes - sometimes not depends ??????  Grin Grin Grin

and thats my Story - and I'm stickin to it  Grin  Roll Eyes 


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Reply #34 - Dec 28th, 2012 at 10:24pm

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Ohhh this totally Cracks me up !!

Some Idiot actually thinks they needed a Rocket Launcher as a weapon ???

Some overly seriously weapons !

I find it comical, yet ridlicious at the thought behind it 

hopefully maybe it was something left over from like the Vietnam war or something ??

Get a load of this :  

Mize well also have some F-15's & Warhawks in yourback yard, 
bunch of Bozo's  Grin Grin Grin
 

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Reply #35 - Dec 29th, 2012 at 12:45am

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All of this about the topic and the season just reminded me of a particular gift I gave some friends, a recently married couple (at the time) for Christmas. It wasn't meant seriously, wasn't taken seriously (we all laughed), and no one was injured...
I gave them a candleholder with a tapered candle and, atop the candle, wrapped in its wick, was a .22 bullet (I owned a .22 long barrel, bolt-action Remington at the time but it wouldn't fit in the wick, anyway); my card to them read: "You can use the candle to light up your life. Place the bullet in your teeth and you can shoot off your mouth."



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Reply #36 - Dec 29th, 2012 at 2:35am

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Ugggghhh Ahhhhhh !  Grin

one of those do-dads  Shocked  Grin  Cheesy  Wink

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