1) You can't count your hair.
I have enough that I don't want to try it -- nor do I wish to cut it all off to make it easier.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
Obviously, I can (and, untentionally, have) but it's one horrendous, stinging effort to rinse them off!
3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Only if I closed my mouth tightly around it and it were large enough to cover both nostrils at the same time (there are some -- at least one -- who could do that).
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
Didn't stick it out -- have enough trouble holding my breath over other things.
Ten (10) Things I know about you.
You shouldn't be so certain...
1) You are reading this.
True
2) You are human.
That is a moot assumption!
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating a portion your lips; many of us can pronounce it out one corner of our mouth; however, pronouncing "S" is a bit funky...
4) You just attempted to do it.
Yes, quite successfully, with just the corner seperation.
?
6) You are laughing at yourself.
Well, not exactly at myself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
You skipped # 5 -- I just missed it.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
Not just -- after 4, "Where's 5?" However, that's actually because I've seen this type of thing before and was expecting an omission.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
True