This is in the humor section but it REALLY happened to me.
I received a call from my ex lasting less than 30 seconds.  I picked up the phone and heard enough background noise to know she was at work.  I barely had time to say hello before she interrupted me and rudely asked what I was doing bugging HER! I barely had time to start laughing in her face at the absurdity of the phone call before she hung up on me.
Only from women....