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Australia (Read 881 times)
Oct 24
th
, 2012 at 3:43pm
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
Madsville
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Can you find a reason not to love it? Just being there puts you in mortal peril
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Oct 24
th
, 2012 at 5:00pm
Fozzer
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Cripes..!!
Its even more dangerous than Mexico!...
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Paul....
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Oct 24
th
, 2012 at 6:15pm
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That is what happens when a country is founded as a penal colony!
Same thing with how the US state of Georgia was started.
"At that time [1909] the chief engineer was almost always the chief test pilot as well. That had the fortunate result of eliminating poor engineering early in aviation."- Igor Sikorsky
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Oct 24
th
, 2012 at 6:27pm
andy190
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This is the voice of the
Mysterons...
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However, I don't see anything about Abusive Kangaroo's on there.
They hop around in your garden & beat you up if you go near them
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Oct 25
th
, 2012 at 4:55am
COBS
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Yea though I walk through the valley of death .
I fear no evil , for I am inedible .
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Oct 25
th
, 2012 at 6:16am
Fozzer
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COBS wrote
on Oct 25
th
, 2012 at 4:55am:
Yea though I walk through the valley of death .
I fear no evil , for I am inedible .
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There's confidence for you!...
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Paul...
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Oct 25
th
, 2012 at 3:27pm
ozzy72
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I remember all the trouble we used to have on Uncle John's farm with 'Roos demolishing fences. One was unlucky, she picked a fight with Charlie the Bull. Talk about an angry bovine! Roo bits EVERYWHERE. Looked like someone had fed Kanga's mum about a dozen grenades
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Oct 26
th
, 2012 at 8:03am
BLAZE
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That's funny "Sharks with frickin' lasers"
I like Gooooold!
Hey what about run away killer road trains?
"May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face. And may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars" Cheers George!
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Oct 28
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, 2012 at 4:07am
H
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2003: the year NH couldn't
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COBS wrote
on Oct 25
th
, 2012 at 4:55am:
Yea though I walk through the valley of death .
I fear no evil , for I am inedible .
I'm not sure about that...
seems the corn is still with the "COBS"
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Oct 28
th
, 2012 at 8:13am
COBS
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I just re checked the map , there was no mention of ferocious killer Wombats !
Also , what about Lyre birds , they cannot tell the truth even under oath .
Cheers
Karol
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Oct 28
th
, 2012 at 2:08pm
Bud Greene
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wahubna wrote
on Oct 24
th
, 2012 at 6:15pm:
That is what happens when a country is founded as a penal colony!
Same thing with how the US state of Georgia was started.
Hey, I live in Georgia and these days it's a pe
nile
colony.
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Oct 28
th
, 2012 at 2:11pm
Bud Greene
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Seriously, the best vacation I took was two weeks in Perth over Christmastime (summer in the southern hemisphere, of course). I stayed intoxicated for most of the vacation and probably only had to pay for 1 out of every 7-8 drinks. Nicest group of folk I ever met, Aussies are.
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Oct 30
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, 2012 at 12:50pm
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Bud Greene wrote
on Oct 28
th
, 2012 at 2:11pm:
Seriously, the best vacation I took was two weeks in Perth over Christmastime (summer in the southern hemisphere, of course). I stayed intoxicated for most of the vacation and probably only had to pay for 1 out of every 7-8 drinks. Nicest group of folk I ever met, Aussies are.
Actualy,it depends on where you are,every country has a friendly population,just need to find them.
In tenerife for example,a waiter paid for about 3 quarters of the drinks.Here in ireland,if you give anyone anything,you can expect a bottle of whisky,if it's a lobsterfisher;A lobster or set of crabs or if it's a farmer;A steak coming your way.
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Nov 3
rd
, 2012 at 2:57pm
Bud Greene
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Beyond the grey sky...
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jetprop wrote
on Oct 30
th
, 2012 at 12:50pm:
Bud Greene wrote
on Oct 28
th
, 2012 at 2:11pm:
Seriously, the best vacation I took was two weeks in Perth over Christmastime (summer in the southern hemisphere, of course). I stayed intoxicated for most of the vacation and probably only had to pay for 1 out of every 7-8 drinks. Nicest group of folk I ever met, Aussies are.
Actualy,it depends on where you are,every country has a friendly population,just need to find them.
In tenerife for example,a waiter paid for about 3 quarters of the drinks.Here in ireland,if you give anyone anything,you can expect a bottle of whisky,if it's a lobsterfisher;A lobster or set of crabs or if it's a farmer;A steak coming your way.
Next stop, Ireland!
But if anyone EVER gives me crabs they had better be of the female persuasion and NOT smell like a fisherman!
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Nov 3
rd
, 2012 at 3:08pm
Fozzer
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Hereford. England. EGBS.
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Bud Greene wrote
on Nov 3
rd
, 2012 at 2:57pm:
jetprop wrote
on Oct 30
th
, 2012 at 12:50pm:
Bud Greene wrote
on Oct 28
th
, 2012 at 2:11pm:
Seriously, the best vacation I took was two weeks in Perth over Christmastime (summer in the southern hemisphere, of course). I stayed intoxicated for most of the vacation and probably only had to pay for 1 out of every 7-8 drinks. Nicest group of folk I ever met, Aussies are.
Actualy,it depends on where you are,every country has a friendly population,just need to find them.
In tenerife for example,a waiter paid for about 3 quarters of the drinks.Here in ireland,if you give anyone anything,you can expect a bottle of whisky,if it's a lobsterfisher;A lobster or set of crabs or if it's a farmer;A steak coming your way.
Next stop, Ireland!
But if anyone EVER gives me crabs they had better be of the female persuasion and NOT smell like a fisherman!
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You go fishing around in the darkest of places, Bud!...
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Paul...
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...!
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