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Oct 21st, 2012 at 4:36am

Fozzer   Offline
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I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.

But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!... Shocked...!

..trust me!... Wink...!

Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)... Grin... Grin...!
 

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Reply #1 - Oct 21st, 2012 at 5:02am

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Fozzer wrote on Oct 21st, 2012 at 4:36am:
I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.

But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!... Shocked...!

..trust me!... Wink...!

Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)... Grin... Grin...!



Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg........... Grin

Matt
 

PETA ... People Eating Tasty Animals.

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Reply #2 - Oct 21st, 2012 at 6:12am

Fozzer   Offline
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expat wrote on Oct 21st, 2012 at 5:02am:
Fozzer wrote on Oct 21st, 2012 at 4:36am:
I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.

But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!... Shocked...!

..trust me!... Wink...!

Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)... Grin... Grin...!



Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg........... Grin

Matt


Matt...

My trusty Face Flannel has visited...

The World's tallest Skyscraper in Dubai,
The Rocky Mountains of Montana,
....and the deepest, darkest. Krubera Cave in Georgia, West Caucasus.

Be very afraid of other Folk's Face Flannels... Shocked...!

Paul... Grin... Grin... Grin...!
 

Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
Yamaha MO6,MM6,DX7,DX11,DX21,DX100,MK100,EMT10,PSR400,PSS780,Roland GW-8L v2,TR505,Casio MT-205,Korg CX3v2 dual manual,+ Leslie 760,M-Audio Prokeys88,KeyRig,Cubase,Keyfax4,Guitars,Orchestral,Baroque,Renaissance,Medieval Instruments.
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Reply #3 - Oct 21st, 2012 at 10:05am

expat   Offline
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Fozzer wrote on Oct 21st, 2012 at 6:12am:
expat wrote on Oct 21st, 2012 at 5:02am:
Fozzer wrote on Oct 21st, 2012 at 4:36am:
I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.

But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!... Shocked...!

..trust me!... Wink...!

Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)... Grin... Grin...!



Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg........... Grin

Matt


Matt...

My trusty Face Flannel has visited...

The World's tallest Skyscraper in Dubai,
The Rocky Mountains of Montana,
....and the deepest, darkest. Krubera Cave in Georgia, West Caucasus.

Be very afraid of other Folk's Face Flannels... Shocked...!

Paul... Grin... Grin... Grin...!



Way too much information............... Grin

Matt
 

PETA ... People Eating Tasty Animals.

B1 Boeing 737-800 and Dash8 Q-400
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Reply #4 - Oct 23rd, 2012 at 1:45pm

Bud Greene   Offline
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expat wrote on Oct 21st, 2012 at 5:02am:
Fozzer wrote on Oct 21st, 2012 at 4:36am:
I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.

But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!... Shocked...!

..trust me!... Wink...!

Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)... Grin... Grin...!



Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg........... Grin

Matt

I am glad you will NOT be thinking of all of Fozzer's bodily dark nooks and crannies. Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #5 - Oct 23rd, 2012 at 8:57pm

Jared   Offline
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and thus began the not so subtle decline of our universe as we knew it....
 
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