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Bathroom Scares! (Read 566 times)
Oct 21
st
, 2012 at 4:36am
Fozzer
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An elderly FS 2004 addict!
Hereford. England. EGBS.
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I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.
But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!...
...!
..trust me!...
...!
Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)...
...
...!
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Oct 21
st
, 2012 at 5:02am
expat
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Deep behind enemy lines!
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Fozzer wrote
on Oct 21
st
, 2012 at 4:36am:
I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.
But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!...
...!
..trust me!...
...!
Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)...
...
...!
Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg...........
Matt
PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals.
B1 Boeing 737-800 and Dash8 Q-400
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Oct 21
st
, 2012 at 6:12am
Fozzer
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An elderly FS 2004 addict!
Hereford. England. EGBS.
Posts: 24861
expat wrote
on Oct 21
st
, 2012 at 5:02am:
Fozzer wrote
on Oct 21
st
, 2012 at 4:36am:
I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.
But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!...
...!
..trust me!...
...!
Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)...
...
...!
Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg...........
Matt
Matt...
My trusty Face Flannel has visited...
The World's tallest Skyscraper in Dubai,
The Rocky Mountains of Montana,
....and the deepest, darkest. Krubera Cave in Georgia, West Caucasus.
Be very afraid of other Folk's Face Flannels...
...!
Paul...
...
...
...!
Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
Yamaha MO6,MM6,DX7,DX11,DX21,DX100,MK100,EMT10,PSR400,PSS780,Roland GW-8L v2,TR505,Casio MT-205,Korg CX3v2 dual manual,+ Leslie 760,M-Audio Prokeys88,KeyRig,Cubase,Keyfax4,Guitars,Orchestral,Baroque,Renaissance,Medieval Instruments.
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Oct 21
st
, 2012 at 10:05am
expat
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Deep behind enemy lines!
Gender:
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Fozzer wrote
on Oct 21
st
, 2012 at 6:12am:
expat wrote
on Oct 21
st
, 2012 at 5:02am:
Fozzer wrote
on Oct 21
st
, 2012 at 4:36am:
I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.
But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!...
...!
..trust me!...
...!
Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)...
...
...!
Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg...........
Matt
Matt...
My trusty Face Flannel has visited...
The World's tallest Skyscraper in Dubai,
The Rocky Mountains of Montana,
....and the deepest, darkest. Krubera Cave in Georgia, West Caucasus.
Be very afraid of other Folk's Face Flannels...
...!
Paul...
...
...
...!
Way too much information...............
Matt
PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals.
B1 Boeing 737-800 and Dash8 Q-400
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Oct 23
rd
, 2012 at 1:45pm
Bud Greene
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What's up, doc?
Up, up in the air...
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expat wrote
on Oct 21
st
, 2012 at 5:02am:
Fozzer wrote
on Oct 21
st
, 2012 at 4:36am:
I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.
But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!...
...!
..trust me!...
...!
Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)...
...
...!
Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg...........
Matt
I am glad you will NOT be thinking of all of Fozzer's bodily dark nooks and crannies.
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Oct 23
rd
, 2012 at 8:57pm
Jared
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I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio
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and thus began the not so subtle decline of our universe as we knew it....
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