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Sep 24
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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Romulus111VADT wrote
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"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"
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Nice one Theis, you've got them all scratching their heads!
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An insider medical joke.................
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expat wrote
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, 2012 at 3:29am:
An insider medical joke.................
Matt
V-FIB = Ventricular Fibrillation
This is a good example of the importance of the much abused apostrophe. It makes all the difference to the meaning.
GOD'S Ctrl/Alt/Delete
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A Heart-warming subject....
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http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0004467/
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Hagar wrote
on Sep 25
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, 2012 at 6:18am:
expat wrote
on Sep 25
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, 2012 at 3:29am:
An insider medical joke.................
Matt
V-FIB = Ventricular Fibrillation
I know what it means, but I still don't get it....
Matt
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V fib is a heart arrhythmia that can cause sudden death......I think he means
defibrillation
or maybe I just don't get it
"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"
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I got it........
a strange heart, i love my wife
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Sep 25
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To understand this, we need to know what a V-fib is.
Ventricular fibrillation (V-Fib) is when the heart ceases to pump blood altogether—in which the patient is considered in full cardiac arrest. It is the most common rhythm experienced in cardiac arrest, and thankfully also the one with the best prognosis, as the heart in V-fib is still open to defibrillation and has the chance to be shocked back into a normal sinus rhythm thereby. On an EKG, it is characterized by a completely random and chaotic stream of short peaks—much smaller and more uneven than in V-tach. It requires immediate resuscitative efforts, and (usually) defibrillation to shock the heart back before it degrades further into an even worse rhythm, asystole (commonly called a flat line), which is no better or worse for the patient's circulation (as the heart is stopped either way), but has a much worse chance of survival because the heart is now depolarized, and is deemed 'unshockable'—unable to be brought back by defibrillation. Often times if a patient regresses into asystole, their only chances are CPR and drugs (such as epinephrine) bringing he heart back to a shockable rhythm like V-fib, but the chances at that point are much slimmer for recovery.
And the Ctrl+alt+delete hint is meant as when your computer freeze, you often press those three buttons to get the computer "back to life", so to speak.
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Hagar wrote
on Sep 25
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, 2012 at 6:18am:
expat wrote
on Sep 25
th
, 2012 at 3:29am:
An insider medical joke.................
Matt
V-FIB = Ventricular Fibrillation
[img]
This is a good example of the importance of the much abused apostrophe. It makes all the difference to the meaning.
GOD'S Ctrl/Alt/Delete
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You are aware that your image is a Sinus rythm, and not a V-fib?
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Theis wrote
on Sep 25
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, 2012 at 11:21am:
Hagar wrote
on Sep 25
th
, 2012 at 6:18am:
expat wrote
on Sep 25
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, 2012 at 3:29am:
An insider medical joke.................
Matt
V-FIB = Ventricular Fibrillation
[img]GOD'S Ctrl/Alt/Delete[/size]
[img]
You are aware that your image is a Sinus rythm, and not a V-fib?
I'm aware that it's not your V-Fib. I'm no medical expert. It was the only one I could find in green - the same colour as the Windows Task Manager graph.
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Sep 25
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Just as I though Doug
But I didn't expect you to be a medical expert
But I guess the joke just backfired..
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Theis wrote
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, 2012 at 12:02pm:
.....But I guess the joke just backfired..
That would be another embarrassing medical problem...
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