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The Blond Pilot...... (Read 503 times)
Aug 13
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My Dad just sent me this one and though i'd share it. (copied and pasted from his email).
This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot ............
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
"O.K.", says the voice on the radio....
"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."
Mike
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