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The Basterdly son.. (Read 1043 times)

Jan 28^th, 2013 at 6:50pm

Steve M Offline
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An old guy and his son had a one-mule farm where they eked out a living. One day, the son hit the lottery and won $50,000.

He rushed into town, collected his money, then hurried back home, where he told his father the good news, and handed him a $50 bill.

The father looked at the money for a moment and then said, "Son, you know I've always been careful with what little money we had.

I didn't spend it on whiskey or women. In fact, I couldn't even afford a license to legally marry your Ma."

"Pa!" the son exclaims, "do you know what that makes me?"

"Sure do," said the old guy fingering the fifty-dollar bill. "And a damn cheap one, too.

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #1 - Jan 28^th, 2013 at 7:11pm

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In a last ditch effort he posts a cat picture.. Overwhelmed by the pressure Steve M lies down on the couch.

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Reply #2 - Feb 1^st, 2013 at 3:00am

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Now that you added cat, reminds me of mouse that eeked out a living...
until caught by cat and he eeked out of life.

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Reply #3 - Feb 1^st, 2013 at 4:14pm

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Mr wrote on Feb 1^st, 2013 at 3:00am:

Now that you added cat, reminds me of mouse that eeked out a living...
until caught by cat and he eeked out of life.

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That's the photo shopped image of the month. Cool

But I noticed the corks in the shotgun and remembered that over 50 years ago I had a toy that shot corks right at my younger brothers eye!! It was the day I looked up, way up, at my mothers face and realised that Hell hath no fury compared to what I was about to receive. Grin

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Reply #4 - Feb 1^st, 2013 at 4:17pm

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I can't help but laugh out loud every time I look at that photo Grin

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #5 - Feb 2^nd, 2013 at 1:46am

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Steve M wrote on Feb 1^st, 2013 at 4:14pm:

...over 50 years ago I had a toy that shot corks right at my younger brothers eye!!

We were possibly 2nd or 3rd grade, playing with toy soldiers, when my friend (yeah, I've had some) said, "Pretend you don't see [this platoon] sneaking in over here."
Mattel and others made toy guns and cannon that spring-fired plastic ammo -- coincidentally, I had a cannon pointed in that direction and, while looking elsewhere, I pressed the cannon's trigger: my friend hollered, shot in the eye.

By the way, Corky, the spelling is Bastardly -- unless he's a $'ithead, whereupon you (not I... I'm too polite) might replace the 2nd 'a' with a 'u'.

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