I was reading through some of my old 'fines' from when I was a young man.
and came across one I thought I would share with you.
When I was 19 years old, my best friend at the time and I were out cruzzing
around (back when gas was cheap enough to do that!) and I ended up cutting
through Valley Forge National Park Pennsylvania at 3:00 am.
Now you would think, "no big deal", I wasn't drunk, I wasn't high.
Half way through the park, we seen the biggest group of deer I ever seen in my
life. So being the dumb kid I was, I stopped the car and broke out the million
candle power spot light on them. No harm done right? I didn't think about the fact
that it's illegal as hell and I didn't know that "Dirty Harry the Park Ranger" was on
duty that night.
He was somewhere in the dark watching us. When I was just about to leave the
park, he pulled us over. Ol'Harry didn't waste any time jamming the barrel of a
.357 Magnum into the back of my head.
Hey, I didn't know a park ranger could put the muzzle of a .357 to the back of
your head for spotting dear?? But that's what happend.
Pretty messed up huh?
The court document reads:
"THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA vs DWAYNE FRYE"
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... That had me worried!
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