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James Paul McCartney (1942-1966) (Read 900 times)
Nov 8th, 2012 at 11:11pm

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James Paul McCartney (1942-1966) was a founding member of The Beatles, arguably the world's most successful rock and roll band.

In the early morning hours of November 9, 1966, McCartney left a contentious recording session at EMI Studios in London.  His wrecked Aston Martin convertible was discovered by police at 5 am.  McCartney was "officially pronounced dead" (the British equivalent of American "dead on arrival").  He had been decapitated.

Exactly why McCartney's death was covered up is unknown.  Some suggest that Parlophone and Capitol Records were making so much money from The Beatles that they would do anything to keep the group intact.  Others suggest that the British government was making even more money (The Beatles were in a 95% income tax bracket) and had even more reason to keep the group intact.  Certainly, the coverup of the death of such a well known entertainer would have required government assistance.

A singer/actor named William Shears Campbell (Billy Shears) had won a Paul McCartney lookalike contest a year earlier and was recruited as the standin.  All records pertaining to Campbell end in 1966.

There was another problem.  McCartney was famously left handed and Campbell was right handed.  The Beatles announced an end to concert tours.  They would spend their remaining three years together in recording studios.

The deception held up well over the next ten years but there was a weak point - John Lennon.  Lennon was known for his drug use and antigovernment leanings.  He threatened to go public.  He might reveal the secret while under the influence of drugs.  MI5 couldn't risk either.  It easily recruited a mental patient, Mark David Chapman, to do the dirty work.  Chapman has been locked in an institution to this day.
 

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Reply #1 - Nov 9th, 2012 at 4:44pm

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The one witness to the accident, "Rita," was given plastic surgery and a name change. She jumped out of sight until 1993 when she contacted the fake McCartney and threatened to reveal the secret unless the singer married her.

In an assassination attempt she was hit by a police motorcycle a few days later and lost her left leg 6 inches below her knee.

Her name?  Heather Mills.
 

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Reply #2 - Nov 9th, 2012 at 5:11pm

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Cobblers!

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Reply #3 - Nov 9th, 2012 at 5:42pm

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Conspiracy theories are so much fun. But this one is too deep to believe.  Cool
 

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Reply #4 - Nov 10th, 2012 at 6:48am

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I'm still desperately struggling with the; "Garden of Eden"...

..and the "Moon Landings"...

..and who keeps hiding my Spectacles... Roll Eyes...!

Paul... Grin... Grin... Grin...!
 

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Reply #5 - Nov 23rd, 2012 at 9:39am

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The real McCartney is alive and well!  He's living on Mars with Jim Morrison and Elvis Presley. Shocked Shocked  But it's a secret so don't tell anyone! Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
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