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Aug 2nd, 2012 at 8:57pm

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for those who doesn't know me ,English isn't my native language (well exept for my terrible writtings mistakes too  Tongue  )
I watch a lot of cable from USA most of the time I switch my mind automatically and hear and understand perfectly well any movie or news but some times I hear the Englis exacly like this



do you understand what they said? Tell me because if any of the dialogues have any sense to any of you ,I may having a stroke right now !! Shocked

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Reply #1 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 9:19pm

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Im american.... and I didn't understand any of that but a few yeah sures.

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Reply #2 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 11:00pm

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NG-GhoSt wrote on Aug 2nd, 2012 at 9:19pm:
Im american.... and I didn't understand any of that but a few yeah sures.

Lmao!


Then there is all the different American english dialects. For Michigan, we got da yoopers!
 

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Reply #3 - Aug 3rd, 2012 at 3:57am

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I spent three years in the States as a kid and 6 months in Canada and sometimes even I struggle to understand Americans on telly.
Mind you I've seen poor Americans in Scotland trying to ask a Glaswegian for directions. That is painful.... Poor tourists! Of course I'm half-Glaswegian and sometimes even I struggle with the accent Grin
 

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Reply #4 - Aug 3rd, 2012 at 4:30am

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ozzy72 wrote on Aug 3rd, 2012 at 3:57am:
I spent three years in the States as a kid and 6 months in Canada and sometimes even I struggle to understand Americans on telly.
Mind you I've seen poor Americans in Scotland trying to ask a Glaswegian for directions. That is painful.... Poor tourists! Of course I'm half-Glaswegian and sometimes even I struggle with the accent Grin

IF you come to Ireland DON'T ask directions from an old irishman,they talk withouth opening their mouth and some can't speak english so they speak Irish,IMPOSSIBLE to understand,even for me!
 

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Reply #5 - Aug 3rd, 2012 at 4:39am

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Now normally, I am not phased by accents, and I have a good sense of humour, but I am clueless here. I have just spent the last three weeks in the States and most of it in Hill Bill country and out of a few "yers", I cannot understand a thing. Where does this video come from. It's a joke or.........??

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Reply #6 - Aug 3rd, 2012 at 4:53am

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I can go through whole episodes of CSI on the Tele, and not understand a single word they are saying!.... Cheesy...!

But for the ultimate in whining annoyance....Emily Proctor [from North Carolina] (Calleigh Duquesne...where do they get these names from!)..takes the biscuit... Grin...!

Northern Americans I can understand...its the Southerners, (and Females in particular), that get me confused!

Maybe, my hard-of hearing doesn't help!... Huh...!

The funny thing is....in old American films from the past, they were very easy to understand....nowadays, they don't speak clearly and precisely, they "gabble", far too quickly!... Cry...!

Laziness, I suppose?

Its not American English that is the problem...its the way its delivered.... Wink...

Paul...with a Cockney accent!... Grin...!

Accents fascinate me... Smiley...!
 

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Reply #7 - Aug 3rd, 2012 at 5:02am

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expat wrote on Aug 3rd, 2012 at 4:39am:
Now normally, I am not phased by accents, and I have a good sense of humour, but I am clueless here. I have just spent the last three weeks in the States and most of it in Hill Bill country and out of a few "yers", I cannot understand a thing. Where does this video come from. It's a joke or.........??

Matt

Not sure what that was all about either. I think it's a spoof.

I have no problems understanding most accents/dialects but over the last few years I find the dialogue in most films almost impossible to follow. There are two main reasons for this. Modern production techniques & acting methods.

The music & sound effects in modern films are usually a lot louder than the dialogue. This wouldn't have mattered so much in the old days as the old movie actors spoke clearly, usually facing the camera so you could lip read anything you couldn't hear properly. So many modern actors mumble their lines or speak softly, almost under their breath. Turning the volume up doesn't improve matters as the dialogue is still drowned out & makes it very uncomfortable to watch. For this reason I rarely watch films these days.
 

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Reply #8 - Aug 3rd, 2012 at 9:56am

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Jetprop, my mum is Irish, I don't have a problem there (except for Belfast) Wink
 

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Reply #9 - Aug 3rd, 2012 at 10:09am

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ozzy72 wrote on Aug 3rd, 2012 at 9:56am:
Jetprop, my mum is Irish, I don't have a problem there (except for Belfast) Wink

I mean old irish MEN.(sorry,bit busy today)
Trust me,even other irish can't understand some older men. Shocked
 

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Reply #10 - Aug 3rd, 2012 at 10:57am

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Trust me Alrot, I have to use the closed captions in order to understand much of what is said on TV, and I am ALWAYS asking people to repeat themselves and to enunciate. Smiley
 
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Reply #11 - Aug 3rd, 2012 at 12:00pm

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I also use the captions on TV, just makes for faster grasping.  Not sure I'd give this video any credit for understandability, tho.
 
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Reply #12 - Aug 3rd, 2012 at 1:32pm

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Bud Greene wrote on Aug 3rd, 2012 at 10:57am:
Trust me Alrot, I have to use the closed captions in order to understand much of what is said on TV, and I am ALWAYS asking people to repeat themselves and to enunciate. Smiley


I'm going to to give couple examples ,in the case of TV comedies two and a half men where the cast are supposed to be from LA ,I understand perfectly well ,but is not the same case of another TV comedy Two broke girls (the chicks are hot) where the cast saids from NYC I don't understand anything ,they speak to tie ,too fast..
I wonder is this has to do with New York accent and Californian accent? and yes for the last one I also have to activate Closed caption too

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Reply #13 - Aug 3rd, 2012 at 2:27pm

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alrot wrote on Aug 3rd, 2012 at 1:32pm:
Bud Greene wrote on Aug 3rd, 2012 at 10:57am:
Trust me Alrot, I have to use the closed captions in order to understand much of what is said on TV, and I am ALWAYS asking people to repeat themselves and to enunciate. Smiley


I'm going to to give couple examples ,in the case of TV comedies two and a half men where the cast are supposed to be from LA ,I understand perfectly well ,but is not the same case of another TV comedy Two broke girls (the chicks are hot) where the cast saids from NYC I don't understand anything ,they speak to tie ,too fast..
I wonder is this has to do with New York accent and Californian accent? and yes for the last one I also have to activate Closed caption too

Alex


Alrot, if you think they talk fast I have a show that will blow your mind..first, I did not watch it of my own free will, my sister and wife had a marathon of it when we had to babysit her: Gilmore Girls. Good grief those girls talk fast! Its an American show and Im American yet I cannot even pick out individual words at least half the time! AND IM YOUNG!! So hearing should not be a problem....unless all the shooting, aircraft engines, and shops have gotten to me already... Roll Eyes
 

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Reply #14 - Aug 3rd, 2012 at 2:55pm

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The video is not using actual words, it's just using false sentences to explain how we hear things. It's about how the accent washes over us. Of course, it won't make any more sense to those with the same accent, because it's aimed at Brits.

It's trying to give you the impression of the accent, not for you to use to practise your own accent in a different voice  Grin
 

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Reply #15 - Aug 3rd, 2012 at 2:55pm

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Of course you can't understand it.  It's not English other than the occasional "yeah" and "sure".

They may as well be saying,

"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."

Which is an actual English poem.

 

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Thanks for explaining that - I think. Huh Undecided

I'm sure poor Alex is more confused than ever. LOL Cheesy
 

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Reply #17 - Aug 3rd, 2012 at 3:52pm

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Hagar wrote on Aug 3rd, 2012 at 3:27pm:
I'm sure poor Alex is more confused than ever. LOL Cheesy


Nah  Grin I'm not confuse at all ,those are dialogues that sound like English

this is what I could get but maybe are just sounds that looks like these words, its amazing how the brain hear among just noises ,try to follow me here ,


I thought you were in insubordination-sounds good "watch today--yeah those are rings on the fist- can't believe what Marty  told Ian- you thought about my call?-oh!they a  raising National Marines? Megalodon my S**T - s**t Car -what way-yeah sure-so soon and were were rapid up again?the we get the crap for help?-you want that?-all about transportation I'm for master poker screen -I plead the whole chase for rain-you wanna get for what?you f** a** hole-shut up

was I close ? hehehehe  Cheesy
 

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Reply #18 - Aug 3rd, 2012 at 7:01pm

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machineman9 wrote on Aug 3rd, 2012 at 2:55pm:
The video is not using actual words, it's just using false sentences to explain how we hear things. It's about how the accent washes over us. Of course, it won't make any more sense to those with the same accent, because it's aimed at Brits.

It's trying to give you the impression of the accent, not for you to use to practise your own accent in a different voice  Grin


Yes... they are talking nonsense. It took me a few sentences to get it... I thought at first they might be Welsh or Irish.  Cheesy
 

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Reply #19 - Aug 4th, 2012 at 5:34am

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beaky wrote on Aug 3rd, 2012 at 7:01pm:
machineman9 wrote on Aug 3rd, 2012 at 2:55pm:
The video is not using actual words, it's just using false sentences to explain how we hear things. It's about how the accent washes over us. Of course, it won't make any more sense to those with the same accent, because it's aimed at Brits.

It's trying to give you the impression of the accent, not for you to use to practise your own accent in a different voice  Grin


Yes... they are talking nonsense. It took me a few sentences to get it... I thought at first they might be Welsh or Irish.  Cheesy

Trust me:Irish IS nonsense. Grin
 

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