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Jun 12th, 2012 at 3:20pm

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For those of you who think being a Mod is all exotic and hanging out on beaches with super-models, sipping champagne and gobbling caviar I'd just like to point out that I came home and changed a loo seat (not an easy job as the old ones bolts and nuts had rusted together) after a hard day at work.
It ain't all glamour boys Wink
Now Elle, tell me about life as a supermodel in Australia whilst covering your norks in this caviar which I shall eat once I have drunk this bottle of Dom Perignon from your belly button Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #1 - Jun 12th, 2012 at 7:48pm

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Well, look at the bright side; at least you didn't need to muck out the stables.... Wink

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Reply #2 - Jun 12th, 2012 at 9:00pm

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Haven't those nuts and bolts been made out of plastic for something like 20 years?
 
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Reply #3 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 12:45am

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I think they're overrated... supermodels, that is.

High maintenance, tons of personal drama, and then you wake up in the middle of the night... startled, thinking to yourself,
"Does she really love me, or is she just using me as her play toy until something better comes along?"

Think about it...

Hope the new seat is comfortable, and TIGHT!

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Reply #4 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 8:52am

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Go fishing, ozzy.
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Reply #5 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 9:31am

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ViperPilot wrote on Jun 13th, 2012 at 12:45am:
"Does she really love me, or is she just using me as her play toy until something better comes along?"



And the down site is.............. Grin Grin

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Reply #6 - Jun 15th, 2012 at 6:28am

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I like action gals like Sarah Palin, here she is on USS Stennis in 2009, you can see she's just itching to launch an airstrike against a moose herd, what a great President she'd have made..

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I also like Thatcher, I bet she was a great kisser in her younger days..Smiley
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Reply #7 - Jun 15th, 2012 at 9:57am

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Scatterbrain Kid wrote on Jun 15th, 2012 at 6:28am:
I like action gals like Sarah Palin, here she is on USS Stennis in 2009, you can see she's just itching to launch an airstrike against a moose herd, what a great President she'd have made..

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I also like Thatcher, I bet she was a great kisser in her younger days..Smiley
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Reply #8 - Jun 15th, 2012 at 10:34am

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expat wrote on Jun 15th, 2012 at 9:57am:
Scatterbrain Kid wrote on Jun 15th, 2012 at 6:28am:
I like action gals like Sarah Palin, here she is on USS Stennis in 2009, you can see she's just itching to launch an airstrike against a moose herd, what a great President she'd have made..

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The best way to get a thread locked is politics (of any shape). The second best way is religion. Mix the two and who knows what will happen.........no one has ever been brave enough... Grin

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I don't know; ole Bush 41 barfing in the lap of the Japanese prime minister fell squarely in the politically stupid category and was funny as hell.  Wink

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Reply #9 - Jun 15th, 2012 at 11:00am

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This shows how dull the Olde Worlde is, the Queen has never up-chucked on anyone in public to my knowledge.
The worst that has happened is probably someone's ankle being raped by one of the Corgis Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #10 - Jun 15th, 2012 at 12:46pm

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On a lighter side, has anyone heard the one about George Dubya, Angela Merkel,  God, Moha, he who can't be mentioned in a joke and Obama, a Rabi and catholic priest all visit a children's home................. Lips Sealed Lips Sealed 

Now that should cover all boundaries of offence.... Grin Grin

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Reply #11 - Jun 15th, 2012 at 3:41pm

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I trust that you thoroughly washed your hands when you were finished with the loo-job, Ozzy.  After all, consider what it was exactly that caused those bolts to rust...Just a thought that whizzed through my brain... Cheesy
 
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Reply #12 - Jun 16th, 2012 at 3:03am

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I think it is more a case of that loo seat was probably the original (we live in a Victorian workman's cottage) that came with the house and the bathroom does have a wee condensation problem in the winter....
 
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Reply #13 - Jun 16th, 2012 at 4:00am

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ozzy72 wrote on Jun 16th, 2012 at 3:03am:
..we live in a Victorian workman's cottage..


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Reply #14 - Jun 16th, 2012 at 4:06am

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ozzy72 wrote on Jun 15th, 2012 at 11:00am:
This shows how dull the Olde Worlde is, the Queen has never up-chucked on anyone in public to my knowledge.The worst that has happened is probably someone's ankle being raped by one of the Corgis Grin Grin Grin


Phil's the real joker in the Royal Family, it's pretty certain that he's just farted in the top pic and the expressions on the others faces are priceless, I think he lets one rip again in the bottom pic and it cracks them up..Smiley

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