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Soccer Sucks (Read 2246 times)
Reply #15 -
Jun 13
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, 2012 at 10:04am
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I quite like rugby....
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Jun 13
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I don't realy like rugby but its OK...
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Reply #17 -
Jun 13
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Webb wrote
on Jun 11
th
, 2012 at 1:20pm:
France is successful at participating at soccer. That should say something, especially to the British.
The "World" Cup is not the a World's Cup, but a competition among 32 countries, disproportionately allotted to European countries. (Although in fairness, the World Series is played among teams from two countries)
First one is hilarious and true.
Aside from the maths and nil debates, the last point isn't true either. The world cup has qualifying rounds that involve a lot more countries. Certainly more than the World Series of baseball.....
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Reply #18 -
Jun 13
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machineman9 wrote
on Jun 11
th
, 2012 at 5:13pm:
Xpand wrote
on Jun 11
th
, 2012 at 4:24pm:
How is football (Yes because you play it only with your feet exclusively, not with both your hands) boring? Yesterday I was shaking for 90 minutes over Portugal-Germany! When the game ended I felt like I ran for miles! And I'm not a big fan of football!
You may have run for miles, but the Portugese were skipping, tripping and sliding over invisible objects for 90 minutes
PORTUGAL FTW! We may have sliped and tripped but we managed to stuck 3 up to those Danish! Wrap it up! No offense, lol!
I'm extremely competitive against Denmark because of a few friends I have living there!
Up is the way to go.
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Reply #19 -
Jun 13
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, 2012 at 2:30pm
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Soccer sucks? At least there's some action, occasional excitement, and a few other features every now and again....like awesome riots!!!
On the contrary....I had near incurable insomnia a few years back, and it still haunts me from time to time, til I finally found a cure!
GOLF! If any sport, and I use the term losely 'cause aren't sports s'posed to get an athlete in shape somewhat, garners the off-the-chart suck factor it is hands down gotta be golf.
On TV they at least try to make interesting, but in person it ranks right up there with bass fishing on the OMG-this-is-cool scale.
And I must have missed something humorous somewhere in the OP. Comments about men fellating each other just does not rate too high on my humor scale.
Maybe I missed somethin' though.
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Reply #20 -
Jun 13
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, 2012 at 2:42pm
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I actualy like soccer,but its bad compared to things like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmzivRetelE
Oh and I agree with you about golf.
And bass fishing...
Seabass or normal?Because seabass fishing isn't exactely boring if you got a decent one on your line,they are strong fish.
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Jun 13
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, 2012 at 2:54pm
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Seabass for sure! Bigger boats, bigger quarry, extreme conditions (open water as compared to lake), etc.
But it all boils down to what's your passion and I don't begrudge anyone their faves.
Me. I am perfectly in my comfort zone a few weekends a year stepping outta my RV at sunrise, on a Saturday morn, in the infield, knowing that I get to hang out with about 100,000 of my closest friends and 43 screaming racecars!
I love the smell of radials in the morning!
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Reply #22 -
Jun 13
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, 2012 at 8:28pm
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ozzy72 wrote
on Jun 13
th
, 2012 at 10:04am:
I quite like rugby....
I don't mind Rugby or Sport in general until it interferes with the News.
I don't mind if they put Rugby in the Sports Section of the News, but when they put it on less than quarter of an hour into a 60 Minute News program then I don't like it.
What’s even worse is they seem to find the stupidest, most concussed Rugby Players to act as Sport commentators.
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Xpand wrote
on Jun 13
th
, 2012 at 1:55pm:
machineman9 wrote
on Jun 11
th
, 2012 at 5:13pm:
Xpand wrote
on Jun 11
th
, 2012 at 4:24pm:
How is football (Yes because you play it only with your feet exclusively, not with both your hands) boring? Yesterday I was shaking for 90 minutes over Portugal-Germany! When the game ended I felt like I ran for miles! And I'm not a big fan of football!
You may have run for miles, but the Portugese were skipping, tripping and sliding over invisible objects for 90 minutes
PORTUGAL FTW! We may have sliped and tripped but we managed to stuck 3 up to those Danish! Wrap it up! No offense, lol!
I'm extremely competitive against Denmark because of a few friends I have living there!
I think its ok Portugal won that match (with a little luck at end), but now Holland is mad, wait and see!!
Denmark beats Germany, and so what
"Just try to be YOU".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw23LQkvg_k
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Reply #24 -
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Any mention of "Sport" to me, and I suddenly become quite exhausted just thinking about it!...
...!
Paul....
...!
My favourite sport: "Quietly Resting"....
...!
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Jun 14
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, 2012 at 8:32am
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Fozzer wrote
on Jun 14
th
, 2012 at 7:50am:
Any mention of "Sport" to me, and I suddenly become quite exhausted just thinking about it!...
...!
Paul....
...!
My favourite sport: "Quietly Resting"....
...!
Do you ever get any bloodpressure
"Just try to be YOU".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw23LQkvg_k
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Jun 14
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, 2012 at 8:48am
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Bass wrote
on Jun 14
th
, 2012 at 8:32am:
Fozzer wrote
on Jun 14
th
, 2012 at 7:50am:
Any mention of "Sport" to me, and I suddenly become quite exhausted just thinking about it!...
...!
Paul....
...!
My favourite sport: "Quietly Resting"....
...!
Do you ever get any bloodpressure
Just checked my Blood Pressure this morning, (as I do), with my wrist strap-on device...
Reading:
114/73
Heart rate = 60 BPM
BMI: 24.1*
Perfect!
The result of NOT over exercising!...
...!
Paul...78Y...5'-7"...154 Lbs...not wearing out any time soon!...
...!
*
http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/
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Reply #27 -
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I get fat easily,excercise helps a bit but not much and I don't eat that much either.
Some of the skinny boys in my class excercise a bit with soccer and footbal etc but they eat tons of chocolate and crips and energy drinks,its strange.
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Reply #28 -
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Fozzer wrote
on Jun 14
th
, 2012 at 8:48am:
Bass wrote
on Jun 14
th
, 2012 at 8:32am:
Fozzer wrote
on Jun 14
th
, 2012 at 7:50am:
Any mention of "Sport" to me, and I suddenly become quite exhausted just thinking about it!...
...!
Paul....
...!
My favourite sport: "Quietly Resting"....
...!
Do you ever get any bloodpressure
Just checked my Blood Pressure this morning, (as I do), with my wrist strap-on device...
Reading:
114/73
Heart rate = 60 BPM
BMI: 24.1*
Perfect!
The result of NOT over exercising!...
...!
Paul...78Y...5'-7"...154 Lbs...not wearing out any time soon!...
...!
*
http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/
Your high is too low, and your low is too high!!
Get some exercise. Go fishing, an get it apx 125/70
"Just try to be YOU".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw23LQkvg_k
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Reply #29 -
Jun 14
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, 2012 at 10:06am
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jetprop wrote
on Jun 14
th
, 2012 at 10:00am:
I get fat easily,excercise helps a bit but not much and I don't eat that much either.
Some of the skinny boys in my class excercise a bit with soccer and footbal etc but they eat tons of chocolate and crips and energy drinks,its strange.
Dont you play anything?
"Just try to be YOU".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw23LQkvg_k
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