as reported to me by my uncle...


I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. As you may know, some of us have been known to have had contact with the authorities on our way home from a social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.  Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, as this was a bus, they waved it on through.

I arrived home safely without incident; a real surprise since I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.