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OMG, We're doomed (Read 1313 times)
Apr 18
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, 2012 at 4:14am
Romulus111VADT
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If it has truly come to this, we are truly doomed.....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Apr 18
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Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug
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Apr 18
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That could be one of the Walmarts here in NC....Did I say that out loud?
Mike
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Apr 18
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Sadly, I can easily see people thinking that the 3 hands represent the amount of items! lol
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Apr 18
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Pretty scary huh?
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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Apr 18
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Hey, that's Best Buy... clearly the IQ of the Geek Squad members is what management is going by in making those signs! (Jack-holes can't fix squat!)
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Apr 18
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Groundbound1 wrote
on Apr 18
th
, 2012 at 2:44pm:
Hey, that's Best Buy... clearly the IQ of the Geek Squad members is what management is going by in making those signs! (Jack-holes can't fix squat!)
That's why most are being closed for poor performance.
I like to go to the local Wally World and watch the Wal-Mart Zombies stagger about and run into displays; other people; come hauling butt out of a side isle and get t-boned by someone in a handicapped cart.
Old evil me was watching two dimwits texting side by side walking towards the exit. I stomped my foot and the two idiots ran slap into each other and darn near fell flat on their ass's.
It's even more fun during the holidays......more victims...
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Apr 22
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that has to be a joke or a sarcams of the store
Venezuela
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Apr 24
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I would personally make it a point to bring sixteen items into that checkout for two reasons:
1. Test their customer service.
2. To be the jerk who brought sixteen items into the express line.
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Apr 27
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But, I only have two hands!!
Cory
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Apr 27
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Willit Run wrote
on Apr 27
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, 2012 at 4:43pm:
But, I only have two hands!!
Cory
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Apr 27
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, 2012 at 6:59pm
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If I may, I would add two things to that sign.
NO PRICE CHECKS in this line
PLEASE REMEMBER YOUR PIN NUMBER and practice somewhere else.
Lest I go on?
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Apr 28
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Willit Run wrote
on Apr 27
th
, 2012 at 4:43pm:
But, I only have two hands!!
Cory
OMG ,Sorry to make a double post here ,but this is even more funny
ROLF
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May 1
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Willit Run wrote
on Apr 27
th
, 2012 at 4:43pm:
But, I only have two hands!!
Cory
But I only have uh.... one... two... three... four... uh... uh... five... six. SIX!
But I only have six hands! Which ones do I use?!?
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