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Well, metrics can be confusing.. (Read 2025 times)
Reply #15 -
Apr 10
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This is like the 2nd or 3rd time the measurement system has come up and all I hear in my head is.....
"A 5 ounce bird can't carry a one pound coconut"
"it's not a question of where he grips it,it's all about weight ratios"
Mike...Monte Python fanatic
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Reply #16 -
Apr 10
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4 meter cable?
How big is their meter?
I could understand if they used a metre long meter, or if it was a 4ft meter, but a meter by itself is arbitrary
Metre = The metric use, and basis of Scientific Imperial units. In context, one cubic metre of water is 1000kg, which is one tonne which is 1000 litres. Not really a definition... More of a circular observation
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Reply #17 -
Apr 10
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Mike.. wrote
on Apr 10
th
, 2012 at 9:51am:
This is like the 2nd or 3rd time the measurement system has come up and all I hear in my head is.....
"A 5 ounce bird can't carry a one pound coconut"
"it's not a question of where he grips it,it's all about weight ratios"
Mike...Monte Python fanatic
“It could be carried by an African Swallow.”
“Oh yea an African Swallow maybe.”
“But not by a European Swallow, that's my point.”
“But then of course African Swallows are non-migratory.“
P.S. Mike, Monty Python is spelt Monty Python, not Monte.
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Apr 10
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Fozzer wrote
on Apr 10
th
, 2012 at 4:32am:
..Oh...and did I mention, the measurement of distance/length is the Metre...NOT the Meter. (A Meter is an instrument for measuring).
The former version of the Imperial System is what you left us with during that extended tea party thing near the end of the 18th century. Now this metric thing has entered the scene and we have a set of SAE wrenches and sockets -- and a set of metric wrenches and sockets (although ˝" sometimes substitutes for 13mm and 3/8" for 10mm); the
metre
spelling looks French so the
meter
spelling is instrumental.
andy190 wrote
on Apr 10
th
, 2012 at 5:25pm:
“But then of course African Swallows are none migratory.“
P.S. Mike, Monty Python is spelt Monty Python, not Monte.
...and, if not migratory, they are non-migratory... but, of course, none may be migratory.
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Reply #19 -
Apr 10
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, 2012 at 6:36pm
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I/we can but blame the French for all my/our confusion with this newfangled Metric System....
...and note the use of the word spelling; "Metre", for the measurement of distance...because its French...and they invented it...!
For "Meter" read; Gas Meter, Electric Meter, Speedometer, Altimeter...
The inventors thereof...>>>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_system
Paul...getting Metricated...A painful operation!...
...!
I dread the day when all our UK road distances are signposted in
Kilometers
Kilometres instead of Miles!
It always appears strange to me that the US use Kilometres instead of Miles for all their Road signs.
(And in Australia and New Zealand?).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrication_in_the_United_States
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Apr 10
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When road signs are in Kilometers it always seems like you are getting somewhere faster.
But without imperial,
How could you walk a mile in his shoes?
How could you say "I'd walk a mile for a Camel?"
How could you make a movie called "The Green Mile"?
"Give him a centimeter and he'll take a kilometer", doesn't have the same punch!
(insert metre if you wish!)
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Apr 10
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Fozzer wrote
on Apr 10
th
, 2012 at 6:36pm:
I/we can but blame the French for all my/our confusion with this newfangled Metric System....
...and note the use of the word spelling; "Metre", for the measurement of distance...because its French...and they invented it...!
For "Meter" read; Gas Meter, Electric Meter, Speedometer, Altimeter...
The inventors thereof...>>>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_system
Paul...getting Metricated...A painful operation!...
...!
I dread the day when all our UK road distances are signposted in
Kilometers
Kilometres instead of Miles!
It always appears strange to me that the US use Kilometres instead of Miles for all their Road signs.
(And in Australia and New Zealand?).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrication_in_the_United_States
I honestly believe that there should be a new, blended, system.
I love using metres, litres, grams, etc... But road distance just has to be miles, and cider just has to be in pints
Impetric
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Apr 11
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England is one of the few countries that use the imperial system...
I came to the conclusion:English people are old fashioned.
(Fozzer is a clear example.
)
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Apr 11
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jetprop wrote
on Apr 11
th
, 2012 at 6:29am:
England is one of the few countries that use the imperial system...
I came to the conclusion:English people are old fashioned.
(Fozzer is a clear example.
)
I will be; "Old Fashioned" 'till the day I die...
...trust me!...
...
...
...!
Sainsbury's are complaining about my use of Roman Coins at the check-out!...
...!
My Cheque Book is made of Papyrus Paper.
..and my Quill Pen is made from Goose Feathers, and written with blood extracted from small, annoying little Children)...
...
...!
Paul...
...
...!
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Reply #24 -
Apr 11
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jetprop wrote
on Apr 11
th
, 2012 at 6:29am:
England is one of the few countries that use the imperial system...
I came to the conclusion:English people are old fashioned.
(Fozzer is a clear example.
)
So what, they smell bad & dress bad?
That sounds just like Paul.
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Reply #25 -
Apr 11
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, 2012 at 7:19am
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andy190 wrote
on Apr 11
th
, 2012 at 6:57am:
jetprop wrote
on Apr 11
th
, 2012 at 6:29am:
England is one of the few countries that use the imperial system...
I came to the conclusion:English people are old fashioned.
(Fozzer is a clear example.
)
So what, they smell bad & dress bad?
That sounds just like Paul.
Fozzer wrote
on Apr 11
th
, 2012 at 6:46am:
..and my Quill Pen is made from Goose Feathers, and written with blood extracted from small, annoying little Children)...
...
...!
Paul...
...
...!
..be very afraid...
...
New Zealand is but a few minutes away in flight Sim 2004...
..trust me...
...!
Paul...sharpening my Quill...
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...
...!
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Apr 11
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After been reading Fozzer's posts in several threads, i think i will reinstall fs2004 and then make it run IMPERIAL! Just hoping i have enough GALLIONS to come home again.
"Just try to be YOU".
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Apr 11
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One problem Paul. I'm not small.
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Xpand wrote
on Apr 9
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, 2012 at 9:44pm:
I mean, really?
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I believe it isn't hard to understand which one is simpler to use...
Say No more , Thank you Xpand
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Reply #29 -
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Where have you all been? The US converted to the metric system in 1975.
Metric Conversion Act
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The Metric Conversion Act is an Act of Congress that then–U.S. President Gerald Ford signed into law on December 23, 1975. It declared the Metric system "the preferred system of weights and measures for United States trade and commerce", but permitted the use of United States customary units in non-business activities. The Act also established the United States Metric Board with representatives from scientific, technical, and educational institutions, as well as state and local governments to plan, coordinate, and educate the American people for the Metrication of the United States.
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