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Apr 9th, 2012 at 11:12am

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3 guys walk into a bar ...

The first guy says "I've got the smallest arm in the world."

The second guy "Oh yeah, well I have the smallest head in the world."

The third guy "Well when it comes to small body parts, I have you both beat. I've got the smallest *gender defining appendage* in the world."

So the 3 guys decide to settle their argument the only way they know how, and pay a visit to the good people at Guinness...(the world record people, not the brewers  Wink )

The first guy comes back and says "I really do have the smallest arm in the world."

The second guy comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world."


The third guy comes back angry "Who the HELL is JUSTIN BEIBER!?"
 
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Reply #1 - Apr 9th, 2012 at 5:43pm

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Groundbound1 wrote on Apr 9th, 2012 at 11:12am:
Guinness...(the world record people, not the brewers)
Seems someone already made the brewer connection before this scenario was played out.
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Reply #2 - Apr 9th, 2012 at 8:35pm

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Reply #3 - Apr 10th, 2012 at 9:52am

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Reply #4 - Apr 10th, 2012 at 9:36pm

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