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Mar 19th, 2012 at 5:10pm

Steve M   Offline
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Advice to a Son about to join the Marines.


A father and his son were in the local pub discussing the son joining the Marines.

"Son, you are getting ready to embark on a great adventure as many of the men in our family have done since your great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather did many hundreds of years ago.

There will be many dangers ahead that you will encounter. Remember your training and obey your commanders, this will keep you alive during the arduous days of battle. Always stay with the plan, if you deviate from it you will be in grave jeopardy.

When the time of battle is over, be wary as you go into the towns and cities ahead because there are many hidden dangers lurking there. There will be many temptations to lure you away from your brothers in arms and this could put you in danger even if it seems safe at the time. In every town there will be a street that will be most treacherous of all, there will be strong drink to dull your senses, loud and crude songs to suppress your hearing, and wild women of ill repute to enable your enemy to catch you off guard...

Pausing to take a large swig of his beer, the father continued, "My advice to you as a former marine is very simple.
What ever you do... Find that street"!



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Reply #1 - Mar 19th, 2012 at 5:19pm

Ang2dogs   Offline
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Grin Grin Grin, Those places were home away from home.
And no enemy would be foolish enough to enter those places packed with drunk and horny Marines Smiley Smiley Smiley.

Oh, and by the way theres no such thing as a former Marine, Once a Marine, Always a Marine!

Semper Fi!
 
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Reply #2 - Mar 19th, 2012 at 5:51pm

Steve M   Offline
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Ang2dogs wrote on Mar 19th, 2012 at 5:19pm:
Grin Grin Grin, Those places were home away from home.
And no enemy would be foolish enough to enter those places packed with drunk and horny Marines Smiley Smiley Smiley.

Oh, and by the way theres no such thing as a former Marine, Once a Marine, Always a Marine!

Semper Fi!



I may not have campaign ribbons for combat but I could sniff those streets out with uncanny accuracy!  Grin Semper Fi!  Wink
 

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Reply #3 - Mar 19th, 2012 at 7:20pm
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Grin Grin Grin


Hotel Street! Wink

No need to mention the city; those who know, know! Cool
 
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Reply #4 - Mar 26th, 2012 at 3:34pm

Bud Greene   Offline
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What's up, doc?
Up, up in the air...

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HU-RAH!
 
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