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Mar 15^th, 2012 at 12:43pm

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Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.

Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone's got to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?'

They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.'

Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.

Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home.'

'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife..

'Aye, I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.

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Reply #1 - Mar 15^th, 2012 at 1:01pm

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DOH!

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Reply #2 - Mar 15^th, 2012 at 4:21pm

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Reply #3 - Mar 16^th, 2012 at 10:53am

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Reply #4 - Mar 16^th, 2012 at 7:46pm

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Reply #5 - Mar 16^th, 2012 at 8:55pm

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Currency should be Euros, but still good Grin

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Reply #6 - Mar 16^th, 2012 at 9:08pm

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machineman9 wrote on Mar 16^th, 2012 at 8:55pm:

Currency should be Euros, but still good Grin

Who said that they were across the pond? I mean, ever been to Boston this time of year? Grin

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Reply #7 - Mar 16^th, 2012 at 10:03pm

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Groundbound1 wrote on Mar 16^th, 2012 at 9:08pm:

Who said that they were across the pond? I mean, ever been to Boston this time of year? Grin

Because I know for a fact that all Scots and Northern-Irishmen want to use their funny money when they buy drinks from me when I'm at work. And they all insist that it is legal tender in my country Grin

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