1 of each!

Nope I got 1 of these instead, and Princess Keisha, thinks she's Paris Hilton, shes so spolied, smoked Salmon or Chicken for dinner, eats prime rib or T-Bone , likes her Johnsville brauts, ham sausage eggs and hash browns for breakfast with Log Cabin maple syrup poured over them, and has to have all her food warmed up in the microwave before she'll eat it ! Summer time, likes to snack on Strawberry Milk shakes and like cold Vanilla & strawberry ice cream. She can devour a Big Double Bacon Cheese burger faster than Lightining, all the Girls at Sonic know her because she eats like a horse, she likes their bacon cheese burgers too !            All the Ducks in the back pond hate her for fear they'll be her next meal - Smoked Duck !                             Everyday she has to go for a ride somewhere in my Truck, or she gets bitchy and growls a lot !                     Likes to stick her head out the passenger window at intersections to get attention from other motorists ! She likes to sleep late till 10 or 11 everyday. She'll stand up to other dogs and attempt to intimidate them, german shepards, rottweilers pittbulls. like to visit the neighbors and beg for food, like she hasn't eatin in a week ??? damn dog like to sit on my sofa in the living room and watch TV, mainly 8 below and gone to the snow dogs ! Naw, Hell I don't need a girl friend, I got 1 and shes a Royal pain in the keister ! spoiled to the bone !

My wife is older than me.......................

Matt