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Feb 17^th, 2012 at 3:58am

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1. Money cannot buy happiness... but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Jaguar than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the arsehole’s name.

3. If you help someone when they are in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - Feb 17^th, 2012 at 4:02am

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Wise words, indeed, to start my day off with a laugh!... Grin

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Reply #2 - Feb 17^th, 2012 at 4:47am

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Reply #3 - Feb 17^th, 2012 at 7:42am

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ozzy72 wrote on Feb 17^th, 2012 at 3:58am:

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

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Reply #4 - Feb 17^th, 2012 at 8:46am

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ozzy72 wrote on Feb 17^th, 2012 at 3:58am:

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

No matter how much you argue it was euthanasia for the greater purpose, you will go down for a long time Grin

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Reply #5 - Feb 17^th, 2012 at 11:42am

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ozzy72 wrote on Feb 17^th, 2012 at 3:58am:

1. Money cannot buy happiness... but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Jaguar than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the arsehole’s name.

3. If you help someone when they are in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

I remember when I was in 7th grade; I was outside near the lunch room. This exceptionally annoying little no mind was getting on my last nerve.

I started hollering, "I got a wicked cramp in my arm!" and before you knew it POW right in the kisser! I punched him so hard in the mouth he went ass over tea kettle backwards flat on his butt. Grin

I looked down and said, "wow, that was one terrible cramp!" Smiley

Of course I got called to the deans office and got my britches dusted by a mean looking paddle. The dean asked me if I'd learned anything; I said "Yes sir, it was worth getting paddled to shut that idiot up." Wink

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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