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Immigration problem solved (Read 237 times)
Jan 18
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, 2012 at 5:57am
Hagar
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To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and NHS costs.
Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home..
I started to cry when I thought of Fozzer.
Then it dawned on me .... oh, crap...
I'll see you on the bus!
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Jan 18
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, 2012 at 6:05am
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Whilst we are being removed...
...will my Free Bus Pass take me over to San Francisco...
...
...until I can find my way back gain...
...!
Paul...
...!
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I thought you just used the bus pass to visit that buxom nurse friend of yours Paul
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