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Santa's in Trouble. (reposted) (Read 812 times)
Dec 7th, 2011 at 10:54am

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Santa's in Trouble.

The plot so far:

It's sunset on Christmas Eve, somewhere over the Three Sisters Range. The weather is pretty mucky but Santa feels good, when he's delivered this load he's finished his labours for another year......little doe's he know what's about to happen.

A group of corporate CEO's have decided that Santa's habbit of making his own toys and giving them away for nothing is generally bad for the Global economy, more particularly it's bad for their personal profits. They've decided to hire an assassination pilot (on the Free Market) with orders to kill, failure is not an option, bonuses are at stake.

.......Santa hears the mighty rumble of the engines, he looks over his shoulder and feels the cold touch of terror. His mind races through the possible options, he cannot out run the 747 he hasn't got a full compliment of Reindeer. Without Rudolf at the front his manouverability is severely limited........his heart sinks as the inevitable reality dawns......

Will Santa end up as "Santa Strike"?
Will the Reindeer end up as burgers at the CEOs Christmas Lunch?
Will there be any Toys for all the Children?

.........all will be revealed in the next installment.



Default weather and aircraft.

Santas Sleigh:  http://simviation.com/1/search?submit=1&keywords=santa+sleigh

Three Sisters scenery:  http://simviation.com/1/search?submit=1&keywords=three+sisters

FS Recorder:  http://www.fs-recorder.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=564

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Reply #1 - Dec 7th, 2011 at 2:00pm

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Hmm Gary, it's not nice to confuse a senior citizen like that,LMAO. BTW, here's an idea as a follow-up on your continuing saga. How's this going to end, with the lyrics of "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus"? Good post mate, I love it......... Ziggy                                                    ...
 

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Reply #2 - Dec 7th, 2011 at 5:18pm

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Very nice, love the touch of lightning in the background. Smiley
 
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Reply #3 - Dec 8th, 2011 at 3:31am

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Happy Christmas to you to Ziggy (from one senior citizen to another) Smiley Nice Card.

Fox:
It took ages to catch the lightning, constant rewinding and pausing every second or so until I got one......

A bit of seasonal lightheartedness Grin
 
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Reply #4 - Dec 9th, 2011 at 6:07pm

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What if he gets to close and get sucked into the Engines?  Shocked Shocked

Or the TCAS doesn't work Shocked Shocked
 

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Reply #5 - Dec 20th, 2011 at 6:59am

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.....Meawhile back at the Three sisters range:

Santas life was flashing before his eyes, panic was rising, he swallowed hard forcing himself to think straight. Just then a warm swampy smell blasted him in the face, one of the Reindeer had farted. "Eureka" he cried.

Now Santa had always prided himself in his sense of civic responsibility and as a conscientious Reindeer owner he had always scooped his pets poop.Somewhere in the back of the sleigh were several bags of Reindeer crap, Due to the constant diet of brussel sprouts, roast chestnuts and mince pies this poop had a particularly high methane content.

He climbed into the back and rummaged around under the presents until he found a frozen one, he triumphantly raised the 1cwt bag of frozen methane saturated Reindeer excrement above his head.

Santa looked towards the cockpit of the mighty aircraft, he could seen the assassin looking back, that snearing smile would soon be wiped off of his face thought Santa.

"HO HO HO, who's been a bad boy then?" cried Santa as he hurled the sack into the intake of the screaming engine. He grabbed the reins and urged the reindeer upwards.

The S**t hit the fan.........BOOOOOM!!

Santa was still chuckling as he delivered his first toys half an hour later.

Roll Eyes  Merry Christmas to all.
 
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Reply #6 - Jan 8th, 2012 at 11:55am

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This Topic was moved here from Simviation's Screenshot Contest by patchz.
 

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Reply #7 - Jan 11th, 2012 at 6:42am

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Isn't he a bit too close to the engines of the 747? Still got my presents though! Nice shot.
 
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