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The gay flight attendant (Read 600 times)

Dec 4^th, 2011 at 4:08pm

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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess, and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!'

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - Dec 4^th, 2011 at 6:29pm

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AYOH!!

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Reply #2 - Dec 4^th, 2011 at 7:20pm

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What country is IT from?!?!? Cheesy

And is this a real life thing you witnessed, or just humour? Shocked

Edited:

Not sure why I tried this, but I wanted to see if anyone else had ever written this, so I searched it on google with some accellertaor thingy. This is what I got.
http://www.google.com/search?q=My+flight+was+being+served+by+an++obviously+gay+f...
Cheesy

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Reply #3 - Dec 4^th, 2011 at 8:18pm

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http://aviationhumor.net/royalty/

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Reply #4 - Dec 5^th, 2011 at 3:40pm

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wahubna wrote on Dec 4^th, 2011 at 8:18pm:

http://aviationhumor.net/royalty/

Ah! But then why on earth did google give me #?

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Reply #5 - Dec 5^th, 2011 at 10:54pm

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Club508 wrote on Dec 5^th, 2011 at 3:40pm:

wahubna wrote on Dec 4^th, 2011 at 8:18pm:

http://aviationhumor.net/royalty/

Ah! But then why on earth did google give me #?

Huh? Im guessing because google is a search engine...??? I was showing a specific page that has had the full joke for a long long time, plus many other good aviation jokes.

‎"At that time [1909] the chief engineer was almost always the chief test pilot as well. That had the fortunate result of eliminating poor engineering early in aviation."- Igor Sikorsky

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Reply #6 - Dec 6^th, 2011 at 11:07am