Phone: RING RING!!!
Boss: WHAT???
Boss: What's so Important to call me at this hour you fool.
Worker: The spade is broken
Boss: Why would you call to tell me about the spade? Buy A new one!!! And How did you break the spade!?
Worker: Burying your cat.
Boss: What... My cat's dead? How did he die?
Worker: In the swimming pool.
Boss: My cat knows how to swim you idiot! So how did he die in the pool?
Worker: The pool has no water.
Boss: I paid thousands for that pool! How comes it does not have water?
Worker: We used it putting out the fire at your house.

The boss is to be buried this Wednesday