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New Disease! (Read 462 times)
Nov 17
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Pretty scary huh?
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert on a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK) . If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER) . Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to your friends. If you do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Nov 17
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Lol, so true!
Up is the way to go.
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Nov 17
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Just remember...
Ethanol is a simpler version of the hydrocarbon that makes petrol. So the next time you're filling in your fuel bill for your employer, just remember to put down a gallon or so of Overclear
'Just topping up'
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I just sent that to my boss.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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