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Nov 10th, 2011 at 2:58pm

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Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.  As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud  voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically,  "We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."
            
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Reply #1 - Nov 10th, 2011 at 3:36pm

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Reply #2 - Nov 10th, 2011 at 3:37pm

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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Reply #3 - Nov 10th, 2011 at 4:50pm

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Reply #4 - Nov 11th, 2011 at 3:00pm

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Reply #5 - Nov 11th, 2011 at 3:43pm

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Grin  Grin  Now I know there is some commercial value to some of my friends!  Roll Eyes
 

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