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Nov 1st, 2011 at 2:57pm

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If this weren't a real life incidence, I'd put this in the joke forum because it's so funny.

I bet that curb was wicked high!  Shocked
 
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Reply #1 - Nov 1st, 2011 at 3:11pm

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Shocked

The article didn't say whether or not the po-po's took either the curb or the street in for questioning...

Maybe Mr. Jackson will ID either the curb or the street in a line-up... when he gets out of the hospital, that is.

One Marine to the other --

"Man, did you see that curb? It just raised up and put a whoopin' on that guy!"

"Yeah, and did you see the street? It rolled up and finished him off!"

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Reply #2 - Nov 1st, 2011 at 3:42pm

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I'm wondering if multiple kerb stones jumped from their resting places and rained down justice upon the miscreant along with their not insignificant weight and sharp bits Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #3 - Nov 1st, 2011 at 3:48pm

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Marine: Yea officer, you should have seen it, that curb just kept smacking him in the face and it picked him up and body slammed him, it was wild.

Officer: Yes sir, our curbs are known for their belligerent behavior.

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Personally speaking, I got beat up by my entertainment center a few months back. Darn thing sat there for a good 20 years and all of a sudden just bitch slapped me. I put up a valiant defense. My wife says I got my a$$ kicked....lol

I think the darn thing had been watching to much karate on TV myself....lmao
 
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Reply #4 - Nov 1st, 2011 at 3:51pm

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Reply #5 - Nov 1st, 2011 at 3:51pm

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In Blighty that kerb would have got an ASBO for its naughty behaviour Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #6 - Nov 1st, 2011 at 4:42pm

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Reply #7 - Nov 1st, 2011 at 4:43pm

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Reply #8 - Nov 2nd, 2011 at 1:49am

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He's lucky he only stabbed one Marine!
 
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Reply #9 - Nov 2nd, 2011 at 8:20am

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Yep, for once there was a curb around when ya needed one.
 
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Reply #10 - Nov 8th, 2011 at 3:23pm

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I think that he kept on trying to get up and was repeatedly falling off the curb. Grin
 
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Reply #11 - Nov 8th, 2011 at 4:11pm

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Bud Greene wrote on Nov 8th, 2011 at 3:23pm:
I think that he kept on trying to get up and was repeatedly falling off the curb. Grin



If the curb was damp or a patch of moss was growing, it could make it very slippery. Also if an inconsiderate dog owner has just passed................ Grin Grin

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Reply #12 - Nov 8th, 2011 at 4:33pm

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expat wrote on Nov 8th, 2011 at 4:11pm:
Bud Greene wrote on Nov 8th, 2011 at 3:23pm:
I think that he kept on trying to get up and was repeatedly falling off the curb. Grin



If the curb was damp or a patch of moss was growing, it could make it very slippery. Also if an inconsiderate dog owner has just passed................ Grin Grin

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Reply #13 - Nov 8th, 2011 at 8:35pm

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Grin Grin Grin Grin........I'll bet they had to shovel him into the back of the meat wagon..... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #14 - Nov 9th, 2011 at 4:32pm

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I believe incidents and accidents like this one happen frequently at Guantanamo Bay... Wink
 
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Reply #15 - Nov 10th, 2011 at 12:29am

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