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So, how's your day going? (Read 421 times)
Oct 30
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, 2011 at 3:57pm
Romulus111VADT
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This poor fellow is gonna have a real crappy day.....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Oct 30
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Steve M
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Haha that's funny! Bringing washroom facilities right to the scene of your accident is the most courteous thing I've seen in years.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Oct 30
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Pretty scary huh?
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Driving an Alfa.... I believe the saying is "Sh*t happens, especially if you drive a dodgy Italian car"
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Oct 30
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All I can picture is the outhouses being sent over the Alpha and emptying their contents in the passenger compartment and the poor bastard being up to his armpits in $hit.....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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What's up, doc?
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It makes me wonder why I see open convertibles parked under trees. How about a little whitewash on that nice leather interior?
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That's what he gets for riding on that trucks,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ass
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Nov 1
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Per the subject and your comments...
Following too close, even awaiting a passing opportunity, can be quite an experience. An aunt and uncle (also the first deceased of my aunts and uncles... hmn?) bought a new Chrysler convertible and were following a manure hauler up a steep incline; the hauler's tailgate let loose...
Rom
, it was not imagination...
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Nov 1
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H wrote
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Per the subject and your comments...
Following too close, even awaiting a passing opportunity, can be quite an experience. An aunt and uncle (also the first deceased of my aunts and uncles... hmn?) bought a new Chrysler convertible and were following a manure hauler up a steep incline; the hauler's tailgate let loose...
Rom
, it was not imagination...
Wow, what a truly $hitty thing to happen.....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Nov 1
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, 2011 at 3:10pm
H
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2003: the year NH couldn't
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Romulus111VADT wrote
on Nov 1
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, 2011 at 3:00pm:
H wrote
on Nov 1
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, 2011 at 2:44pm:
Following too close, even awaiting a passing opportunity, can be quite an experience. An aunt and uncle (also the first deceased of my aunts and uncles... hmn?) bought a new Chrysler convertible and were following a manure hauler up a steep incline; the hauler's tailgate let loose...
Rom
, it was not imagination...
Wow, what a truly $hitty thing to happen...
My Aunt was quite dominant, thus the original choice of coloring was per her choice; I did not know that uncle for any religious bent but, it seems, providence decided to offer them both a compromise... not in either of their preferred shades of brown... and the new aromatic car scent: "freshly fertilized field."
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Nov 1
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H wrote
on Nov 1
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, 2011 at 3:10pm:
Romulus111VADT wrote
on Nov 1
st
, 2011 at 3:00pm:
H wrote
on Nov 1
st
, 2011 at 2:44pm:
Following too close, even awaiting a passing opportunity, can be quite an experience. An aunt and uncle (also the first deceased of my aunts and uncles... hmn?) bought a new Chrysler convertible and were following a manure hauler up a steep incline; the hauler's tailgate let loose...
Rom
, it was not imagination...
Wow, what a truly $hitty thing to happen...
My Aunt was quite dominant, thus the original choice of coloring was per her choice; I did not know that uncle for any religious bent but, it seems, providence decided to offer them both a compromise... not in either of their preferred shades of brown... and the new aromatic car scent: "freshly fertilized field."
Ode da ca-ca playing on the radio.
Bumper sticker on the truck : "Doo-doo, ca-ca, poo-poo and good old number two."
Such a romantic outing....lmao
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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