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riddle. (Read 281 times)
Oct 28
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i don't realy know where to put this but...(god i use ... alot...
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anyone who heard this before please stay quiet.
a man lived on the tenth floor of a building.
every day he took the lift down to ground level.
when he came back he took the elevator to the 8th floor and walked 2 stairs up towards his room.
why didn't he go to the tenth floor instead of the eight?
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Oct 28
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Something about 2 steps being a negligable distance for an elevator to travel? Just a guess
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machineman9 wrote
on Oct 28
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Something about 2 steps being a negligable distance for an elevator to travel? Just a guess
Darn man, You beat me to it
Bingo thoough
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Hey Jetprop, the answer is he's a midget. Not sure if I can say that in this PC obsessed world. But he's too short to press the number 10 button when it's on the ground floor.
Cheers Backflap
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jup.
this is an old riddle tough.
most people have heard it before.
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