When it comes to any sort of media entertainment, if it seems unfit for a six-year-old to watch, I consider it unfit for anyone else. My opinion echoes an older generation: the more private clothes stay on and we avoid the show beyond the kiss -- older watchers can use their imagination (or not) like anyone else.
Unfortunately, the media industry has infused what was once 'adult only' into general access realms and society is paying a price (double entendre: the monetary one is as important to the perpetrators, perhaps in accompaniment to their own titillation). The way I wear my hair (which, although now modified, has more to do with a vow subsequently related to certain murdered, pre-Norman English friars) and general appearance seems to attract many of the younger members of the opposite sex (not to argue faux pas of recent NH law, increased attention by the sexually disoriented is more offensive). I'm not just speaking of teens -- children as young as six have expected something they should not! The word ridiculous is even below a mild descriptive application.
It would be so nice for an entire family to be able to watch any given film together. 'Adult' films should be adult only and labelled so; I once had the embarrassment of starting a rented film of what 'appeared' to be a military adventure story -- until it got to the sexually, fully exposing scenes; I complained to the rental that it belonged in their Adult only section but it wound up right back in the General Adventure section.
Sorry about the rant. I know it's nigh Halloween but I'll refrain about excessive gore, often combined with the sexually explicit.

My usual smiley just seems too out of place

His outside sports criteria is in reverse: he may flog about the green of his lawn; his bowling is restricted to the kitchen and, perhaps, the rolling of the pin, not a large solid ball.

Methinks your reasoned reason versus your old homeland is flawed and, thus, I contest: Twice the German throng danced, swaggled or stomped all over Europe; in the second round, the UK fled the continent and were then hard pressed with so few pilots, although they held their own. By the time the US finally entered the fray, the colors on the globe almost looked like we were fighting most of the world (then followed by the Cold War threat).
Perchance there's a next time, the other European countries want to make sure they have enough people on hand for your 'visiting' hordes to dance with and the rest of us want to have enough to send on overseas R&R relief without leaving any homesteads short-handed.

How clever of us to hide the ploy in 'errant' pregnancies, 'ey?