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Oct 19^th, 2011 at 9:43pm

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"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."

"Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation."

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Reply #1 - Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:54am

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Reply #2 - Oct 20^th, 2011 at 2:38pm

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H wrote on Oct 19^th, 2011 at 9:43pm:

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"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."

Cool

How did you get ahold of MY resume'? Grin

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Reply #3 - Oct 20^th, 2011 at 3:00pm

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When I was the director of area operations for a company; I use to get some real intellectually challenged applicants.

I asked one if he had a resumé. He replied, "I ain't got no res um me." He then wanted to take the application home so his wife could fill it out. Really kinda sad.

I had a real hoot the other day. I had a Maytag washer delivered from one of the local box stores. The driver was apparently not very smart. I told him three times to check the old installation to make sure the drain hose would reach. He ignored me until I got angry and yelled at him, "The damned hose is 2 feet to short!". He finally said, "Well maybe I should check it."....DUH. He goes in, looks at it and announces, "Well, darn, it's to short." I looked at him and said, "NO $hit Forrest!" I sent it back and had a new Whirlpool washer delivered by a locally owned business the same day.

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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #4 - Oct 20^th, 2011 at 4:34pm

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some cases of ehh,high quality architechture.

the thing above a cooking thing(i always forget them) well,we wondered why it didn't lead the steam away,well,it didn't have a tube leading somewhere for the steam to go. XD

and another one.
we where replacing a light because it was cheaper actualy buying new lights instead of buying lightbulbs.
well there where 3 wires on each lamps right,we'll call them a,b and c.

when a and c touch another different light went on.XD

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