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Oct 18
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, 2011 at 3:28pm
CaptainCub
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From an actual pilot's report:
"While at altitude aircraft experienced dramatic power loss resulting in a rapid decent terminating in catstrophic terrain incursion."
TRANSLATION:
"We were flying along when the engine quit causing us to drop like a rock until we crashed!"
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Oct 18
th
, 2011 at 3:37pm
Fozzer
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"While at altitude aircraft experienced dramatic power loss resulting in a rapid decent terminating in catastrophic terrain incursion."
A typical case of....>>>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gobbledygook
Popular with Politicians, Health and Safety Officials, and Law Enforcement Officers.
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Oct 18
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, 2011 at 3:50pm
patchz
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What, me worry?
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Fozzer wrote
on Oct 18
th
, 2011 at 3:37pm:
"While at altitude aircraft experienced dramatic power loss resulting in a rapid decent terminating in catastrophic terrain incursion."
A typical case of....>>>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gobbledygook
Popular with Politicians, Health and Safety Officials, and
Law Enforcement Officers
.
Paul....
....
...!
I can't speak for your side of the pond Paul, but over here, that would only be the ranking Law Enforcement Officers. Those of us that worked for a living, preferred it short and simple.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Oct 19
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, 2011 at 12:19pm
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Lol
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Oct 19
th
, 2011 at 10:09pm
U4EA
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That's sorta like "catastrophic disassembly".
Translation:
dang thing blew up!!!
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