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For Halloween II (Read 146 times)
Oct 17
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, 2011 at 7:40pm
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2003: the year NH couldn't
save face...
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I don't know about the rest of you but I'm a little weary of the protagonists in many of these shows... as far as I'm concerned, vampires suck!
Anyway:
The Halloween spirit comes riding on a night mare.
The ghosts' recital didn't go over well... everyone was booing.
Ghosts ride elevators to raise their spirits.
Did you hear about the cuckoo clock that went out tick-or-tweeting?
A witches' alumni gathering was held to raise school spirits.
The witches were seen dancing at their crystal ball.
A successful witch is a good speller.
A black cat caught a live bird and jumped from the tree to a bedroom window sill...
three floors up, the woman inside was really startled to see a peeping tom.
A steamroller squashed a pumpkin into a perfectly round, 6.2857142857142 foot diameter...
instant pumpkin pi. [ps the demension given is actually irrelevant]
Many scarecrows are outstanding in their fields...
you may wish I was right now...
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