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Reply #45 - Oct 13th, 2011 at 6:16pm

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Fozzer wrote on Oct 13th, 2011 at 5:37pm:
...there's always the; Porsche Spyder!...

I thought Porsches were beetles  Wink
 

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Reply #46 - Oct 13th, 2011 at 6:36pm

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machineman9 wrote on Oct 13th, 2011 at 6:16pm:
Fozzer wrote on Oct 13th, 2011 at 5:37pm:
...there's always the; Porsche Spyder!...

I thought Porsches were beetles  Wink


A Porsche is a very expensive Volkswagen Beetle... Wink...especially a Spyder 500!!

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Reply #47 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 3:47am

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Reply #48 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 11:36am

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I remember when I had a 4 inch spider in my sister's room, It was so cool. I wanted to rescue it but my sis and grandma got to it first and killed it Cry!!! How sad.

But beetles are allot cooler that those Italian Audi thingies.
 

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Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
                                    
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Reply #49 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 11:49am

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jetprop wrote on Oct 10th, 2011 at 4:44pm:
just went to the toilet.
found a tiny little spider there,probably a baby giant common house spider(can i call them gchs?)
didnt mind it,i like them as long as they are small and calm and not massive agresive effers.


That kind of attitude that other people have really pisses me off.  Sad
Because it's a tarantula, It's a man-eating, venomous spider. Roll Eyes Oooooh look at that little house-spidey. How can it possibly hurt us? Angry.
Good thing there are educated people like you and most of the simV community that are educated Wink. You can actually put a tarantula in your mouth and it won't bite you with the 1cm fangs Shocked.
 

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Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
                                    
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Reply #50 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 4:50pm

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hyperpep111 wrote on Oct 14th, 2011 at 11:49am:
You can actually put a tarantula in your mouth and it won't bite you with the 1cm fangs
The only way a spider gets into my mouth is by force of will greater than my own; if I'm unconscious, the results could be worse than unpleasant for me and disastrous for the spider; the closest I know of is awakening to a bite near my lip (lower right side of my face); spiders are normally intelligent enough to try to avoid me inside but such attacks upon me have only added to their demise.
I am not accustomed to lyin' with the lion nor inserting my head in the beast whether it be awake, asleep or a rug. Neither do I want a piece of any live creature, no matter its size, in my mouth and have never intentionally swallowed a bug.



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Reply #51 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 5:10pm

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since when have i been educated Grin
 

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Reply #52 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 6:30pm

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jetprop wrote on Oct 14th, 2011 at 5:10pm:
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there are educated people like you

since when have I been educated Grin


We are doing our best to assist, Jet... Wink... Wink...!

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Reply #53 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 8:48pm

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hyperpep111 wrote on Oct 14th, 2011 at 11:49am:
jetprop wrote on Oct 10th, 2011 at 4:44pm:
just went to the toilet.
found a tiny little spider there,probably a baby giant common house spider(can i call them gchs?)
didnt mind it,i like them as long as they are small and calm and not massive agresive effers.


That kind of attitude that other people have really pisses me off.  Sad
Because it's a tarantula, It's a man-eating, venomous spider. Roll Eyes Oooooh look at that little house-spidey. How can it possibly hurt us? Angry.
Good thing there are educated people like you and most of the simV community that are educated Wink. You can actually put a tarantula in your mouth and it won't bite you with the 1cm fangs Shocked.



Try biting down on a tarantula, though. All spiders have Venom. That is how they break down their food. All spiders will bite you if they go into panic mode because we may have rolled over on them in our sleep or tied them inside a shoe.. or stick them in our mouths! Yuk!  Cool
 

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Reply #54 - Oct 15th, 2011 at 5:10am

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Steve M wrote on Oct 14th, 2011 at 8:48pm:
Try biting down on a tarantula, though. All spiders have Venom. That is how they break down their food. All spiders will bite you if they go into panic mode because we may have rolled over on them in our sleep or tied them inside a shoe.. or stick them in our mouths! Yuk!  Cool


Most tarantulas don't have venom poisonous enough to kill or have significant health effects on most medium sized to large mammals  Smiley


jetprop wrote on Oct 14th, 2011 at 5:10pm:
since when have i been educated Grin


I don't think many people would know that stars aren't actually burning or as much bout physics as you at your age Wink. And as Paul said,
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Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
                                    
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Reply #55 - Oct 15th, 2011 at 5:12am

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hyperpep111 wrote on Oct 14th, 2011 at 11:49am:
jetprop wrote on Oct 10th, 2011 at 4:44pm:
just went to the toilet.
found a tiny little spider there,probably a baby giant common house spider(can i call them gchs?)
didnt mind it,i like them as long as they are small and calm and not massive agresive effers.


That kind of attitude that other people have really pisses me off.  Sad
Because it's a tarantula, It's a man-eating, venomous spider. Roll Eyes Oooooh look at that little house-spidey. How can it possibly hurt us? Angry.
Good thing there are educated people like you and most of the simV community that are educated Wink. You can actually put a tarantula in your mouth and it won't bite you with the 1cm fangs Shocked.



On a whole, it is not about size shape, fangs, venom or the ability to be man eating or not ( Grin). It is about a phobia. Some thing that at the end of the day is about as irrational as Ozzy dressing up in a sheep suit that has a basque and suspenders on  and..........no scrub that, he could probably justify anything Grin Grin  A phobia comes in may forms from a whoooooooooo, no thank you to being physically sick. You leave my mother in a room with a tarantula or a money spider, as far as she is concerned, they are both man eating and she will decorate the whole room in vomit. My self, moths are my thing, or not as the case is. Does not matter how big or small it is, as far as I am concerned they are all the size of eagles and want to dive bomb me. Moth in the room, I will leave. Butterfly's, now they can land on my hand for a closer look. There is nothing to be pissed off at and no amount of education will dispel a phobia.

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Reply #56 - Oct 15th, 2011 at 6:36am

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The only creatures I am not really happy with, are Rodents; Rats and Mice.
They carry diseases, and are all too willing to chase up my trouser leg...
...been there...had it happen!... Shocked...!

I think I could manage happily without Snakes, but everything else, I'm quite friendly with...

...apart from; "People"!
...Now they can do you some serious harm!....Trust me!... Wink...!
Put me in a room with a Spider, and I'm as happy as a Sandboy!.... Cheesy...!

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Reply #57 - Oct 15th, 2011 at 6:59am

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i actualy have a weird phobia:
jellyfish

i don't know why i am so scared of them because i never got stung,and i would like to keep it that way.

i don't like moths either but i am not realy afraid of them,depending on their size tough,small 1 cm ones are fine but anything larger is probably going to end up under a book.

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I don't think many people would know that stars aren't actually burning or as much bout physics as you at your age.

thanks. Smiley
its just that when i read something about say:stars,i start looking up stuff about elecktrons,then i find out stuff about photons and so on and on.
its a enoying habit i have.
 

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Reply #58 - Oct 15th, 2011 at 7:32am

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Fozzer wrote on Oct 15th, 2011 at 6:36am:
The only creatures I am not really happy with, are Rodents; Rats and Mice.
They carry diseases, and are all too willing to chase up my trouser leg...
...been there...had it happen!... Shocked...!

I think I could manage happily without Snakes, but everything else, I'm quite friendly with...

...apart from; "People"!
...Now they can do you some serious harm!....Trust me!... Wink...!
Put me in a room with a Spider, and I'm as happy as a Sandboy!.... Cheesy...!

Paul....All Creatures Great and Small... Grin...!



Actually snakes kill the rodents that you despise so much. But seriously, Leave a snake alone and it will mind it's own business. If they do bite they most likely won't inject venom. And The venom biting cases are extreeeeeemely rare.
Rodents don't carry diseases it's actually a thing from black death and that was the fleas and the ticks that the rats were carrying. So it technically wasn't the rat's choice. And when we say it is rats that destroy ecosystems who brought them there in the first place? Undecided.

jetprop wrote on Oct 15th, 2011 at 6:59am:
i actualy have a weird phobia:
jellyfish

i don't know why i am so scared of them because i never got stung,and i would like to keep it that way.

i don't like moths either but i am not realy afraid of them,depending on their size tough,small 1 cm ones are fine but anything larger is probably going to end up under a book.

Quote:
I don't think many people would know that stars aren't actually burning or as much bout physics as you at your age.

thanks. Smiley
its just that when i read something about say:stars,i start looking up stuff about elecktrons,then i find out stuff about photons and so on and on.
its a enoying habit i have.


And the scariest thing is that you'll never see them. Just feel a sharp, venomous spine inside you and you'll be dead in a few hours. Shocked.

But I have that habit too Cheesy.

My aphobia and the thing I'm scared of most, is nature itself. If It wanted us dead, We wouldn't survive a year before homo Sapiens are completely gone. And the worst thing is that it can do that without touching a single other species. Black death eg Wink
 

Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
                                    
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Reply #59 - Oct 15th, 2011 at 5:25pm

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I don't think many people would know that stars aren't actually burning...
Only a few days ago I clicked into a program where an officer was trying to describe how close a misidentified object had been to him: "If it had been a planet that close I would have been sunburned."  He's on a planet (how close can you get?) and the planet, not being a nuclear ball, isn't causing a sunburn; I hate to smack him in the face, et al, but, if another planet gets 'that close', a sunburn is far from the immediate concern.


hyperpep111 wrote on Oct 15th, 2011 at 7:32am:
Leave a snake alone and it will mind it's own business. If they do bite they most likely won't inject venom. And The venom biting cases are extreeeeeemely rare.
Quite agree... leave them alone in a deep pit in the Arctic or Antarctica... I do not outright hate them but I'm not particularly inclined towards having them, it being unintentionally, underfoot; the pit can be shared with an ample supply of all of the rodents transported from a hundreds-of-miles radius around me (except the bats, as long as they are intelligent enough not to abode about my dwelling or smack into me as I bicycle, as has been done).

hyperpep111 wrote on Oct 15th, 2011 at 7:32am:
Rodents don't carry diseases it's actually a thing from black death and that was the fleas and the ticks that the rats were carrying. So it technically wasn't the rat's choice.
It was, however, the rodent's choice to invade the human habitat and, ignorantly or not, they crawl into contact with all sorts of contaminants. They are also as capable as any other species (more so than some) to provide their own housing in the wild (even 'house' mice -- I've seen it).
This is not the first time rodents, mostly mice, have invaded my residence. I have personally warned mice that being inside in my presence foreboded their doom; that has been proven many times. Unfortunately, I did not perceive the crack in the storage container holding my phonographs prior to the hurricane (Irene; neither was it alone in flooding my entryway). A nest was made in the old Garand and mice like to cover their surroundings with personal 'fertilizer'. As hard and dry as it usually is, more than ample water transforms this fertilizer into a great murk. Add to that the fact that mice are cannibalistic, even mother mice when the nest is threatened, so guess what can happen when the water rises in a mouse-housing container -- the crack at the bottom now closed in by the aforementioned murk. Fozzer needn't remind me that it's a nasty old do-do. My BSR infrared autochanger has been heavily hosed and sprayed with a combination of disinfectant over a period of many days; it will be much, much, much longer in the drying out period before another spraying of disinfectant finally enables closer inspection and testing; no guarantees.

Pertaining to a recent report on the descendant strain of the Black Death, if I recall correctly, it still kills a couple thousand people per year. Weed it and reap.
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