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Good ol’ Bubba (Read 437 times)
Sep 28
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, 2011 at 1:32pm
FoxThree
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One day a scientist in New York was digging in the ground when he found some wire. After analyzing the wire he concludes that 100 years-ago, New Yorkers had a full communication system in place.
Meanwhile, a scientist in Los Angeles, having heard the news starts digging and also finds some wire. After analyzing the wire he concludes that 200 years-ago, Los Angeles had a full communication system in place.
Meanwhile, bubba in Texas, having heard the news starts digging and finds nothing. After an hour of thnkin’ (and a six pack), he concludes that 300 years-ago, Texans had already gone wireless.
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Sep 28
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I like repainting aircraft!
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Sep 28
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You'll Never See Me Coming.
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That's made my day
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Sep 28
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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Damn! Got blindsided by Bubba.
Did not see that coming.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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2003: the year NH couldn't
save face...
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Is Bubba of Gaelic ancestry? Irish archeologists came to the same conclusion about their homeland some years ago...
Bubba evidently hasn't been informed -- he's not just wireless... he's still clueless.
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Let's get a little mud
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This is what happens if you are still on AT&T's 3G..... time to move to Verizon.
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