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A fatal attempt.. (Read 587 times)

Sep 1^st, 2011 at 5:56pm

Steve M Offline
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral....I'm a gynecologist".
The proctologist fainted

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #1 - Sep 1^st, 2011 at 9:57pm

TacitBlue Offline
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Seen it before, but still funny!
Grin

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Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB

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Reply #2 - Sep 2^nd, 2011 at 6:27am

hyperpep111 Offline
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I have no clue what "gynecologist" or "proctologist"'s are and I'm not sure if I should Google it Sad

Renè

Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

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Reply #3 - Sep 2^nd, 2011 at 7:40am