So, I was sitting in the ready room when a Navy Admiral and an Air Force General walk in and tell me to be wheels up in 15 mins.  Top Secret, take some troops someplace, yada yada yada.


I found the ships that Admiral told me to look for.  Only 2 Frigates and a LHD?


Checklist: Ramp down, Engines at 20% throttle, trim is all good.  Alright Boys, TIME TO JUMP!


And now we wave bye bye to the idiots who jumped out of my perfectly good airplane!


And now the long flight home... Why is it always INTO THE SUN!