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Steve Jobs has just invented (Read 539 times)
Aug 25
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, 2011 at 9:56am
hyperpep111
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a new device.
It's called an Iresign
.
Not the best attempt at humor
.
But on a more serious note I wish him a speedy recovery
.
Renè
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Aug 25
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From what I've read, Jobs was just trying to send the text "I reign as CEO of Apple!". Damn autocorrect!
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Aug 25
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The reply was funnier than the actual subject
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Renè
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New product... the iQuit?
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"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"
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Aug 26
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Yes And news just in that:
It comes with the Iresign replacement for the Ijobs With the Icook which comes with the whole new feature of the
Imotivate
which can be expected to to end the Icontroleverything Os in all Current apple products .
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Have I taken this a little too far?
Renè
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Aug 27
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So, Tim Cook is now in charge of Apple? Waiting for the headline....
''Cook promises to improve Apple turnover''.
Now, where'd my hat go...
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Aug 27
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Groundbound1 wrote
on Aug 27
th
, 2011 at 10:06am:
So, Tim Cook is now in charge of Apple? Waiting for the headline....
''Cook promises to improve Apple turnover''.
Now, where'd my hat go...
That one got me!
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