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Ya Gotta Love Bubba (Read 416 times)

Aug 17^th, 2011 at 4:11pm

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Bubba and BillyBob was a-sittin' right there on the front porch, when a big ole truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.

"I'm aimin' to do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.

"Do whut?", sez BillyBob.

"Send my grass out to be mowed." Undecided

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #1 - Aug 17^th, 2011 at 4:35pm

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I laughed out loud Grin

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Reply #2 - Aug 17^th, 2011 at 5:10pm

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That must be quite a yard. I wish I could do that.

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Reply #3 - Aug 17^th, 2011 at 5:48pm

Steve M Offline
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That's just classic!

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #4 - Aug 18^th, 2011 at 5:50am

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Very good

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #5 - Aug 21^st, 2011 at 6:36pm

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Seriously, the first person to win the Georgia Lotto said he was going to buy a "double-wide" (trailer). Grin

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Reply #6 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 12:29am

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Bud Greene wrote on Aug 21^st, 2011 at 6:36pm:

Seriously, the first person to win the Georgia Lotto said he was going to buy a "double-wide" (trailer). Grin

The only way I would live in a trailer by choice, would be if the entire thing was a steel storm shelter, anchored in concrete.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #7 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 1:15am

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I shouldn't have read this in the morning before I did anything else e.g Brush my teeth. Now I'm goin' to be smilin' all day Sad

Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

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