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Proof that humans are getting lazy. (Read 590 times)
Aug 12
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, 2011 at 11:21am
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Humans are getting lazier and lazier at naming animals and here's how in 1900 Tyrannosaurus Rex, Velociraptor, brachiosaurus. In 2000 damnit this is a dog and this is a cat!
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Aug 12
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, 2011 at 12:07pm
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I think it may have something to do with how often the animal species name is used. I mean really, except for in science or history class, how often do you say the specific name of a dinosaur?
And also, don't forget things like subspecies.
Dog: Toy Poodle, Golden Labrador Retriever, Great Dane
Dinosaur: Tyrannosaurus Rex, Brachiosaurus, Velociraptor
Bird: Raven, Blue Jay, Rooster
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Aug 12
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Club508 wrote
on Aug 12
th
, 2011 at 12:07pm:
And also, don't forget things like subspecies.
Dog: Toy Poodle, Golden Labrador Retriever, Great Dane
Dinosaur: Tyrannosaurus Rex, Brachiosaurus, Velociraptor
Bird: Raven, Blue Jay,
Rooster
Who are you calling... I say, who are you calling a subspecies, you crack-shelled offspring of a hen!
Roost-er: noun the male of domestic fowl and certain game birds
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Aug 12
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, 2011 at 3:33pm
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H wrote
on Aug 12
th
, 2011 at 3:27pm:
Club508 wrote
on Aug 12
th
, 2011 at 12:07pm:
And also, don't forget things like subspecies.
Dog: Toy Poodle, Golden Labrador Retriever, Great Dane
Dinosaur: Tyrannosaurus Rex, Brachiosaurus, Velociraptor
Bird: Raven, Blue Jay,
Rooster
Who are you calling... I say, who are you calling a subspecies, you crack-shelled offspring of a hen!
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I'm actually offspring of a human.
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Aug 12
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H wrote
on Aug 12
th
, 2011 at 3:27pm:
Club508 wrote
on Aug 12
th
, 2011 at 12:07pm:
And also, don't forget things like subspecies.
Dog: Toy Poodle, Golden Labrador Retriever, Great Dane
Dinosaur: Tyrannosaurus Rex, Brachiosaurus, Velociraptor
Bird: Raven, Blue Jay,
Rooster
Who are you calling... I say, who are you calling a subspecies, you crack-shelled offspring of a hen!
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Now I know you shouldn't spray beer on an LCD screen!
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Aug 12
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H, I assume, I say suh, I assume, as you typed that, you were saying it out loud in your best Foghorn Leghorn voice.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Aug 12
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, 2011 at 4:37pm
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Club508 wrote
on Aug 12
th
, 2011 at 3:33pm:
[quote author=H link=1313162518/2#2 date=1313177255]Trust me, ya old hen, you DON'T want to get in an insult fight with me. I have about six more years, I said
six more years
of expeirience in insults and reverse-insults on you.
(No offense to you H, just to the chicken!)
Foghorn says he's sorry for misinterpreting your species but it was the result of your half-cocked statement that grouped all males of varying subspecies into one -- with no such implication of the hens.
As to your six-year experience, fledgling,
H
, himself, has some decades on you and, one tough old bird,
Foghorn J. Leghorn
, is older than
H
; the rooster first appeared August 31, 1946.
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Aug 12
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H wrote
on Aug 12
th
, 2011 at 4:37pm:
Club508 wrote
on Aug 12
th
, 2011 at 3:33pm:
[quote author=H link=1313162518/2#2 date=1313177255]Trust me, ya old hen, you DON'T want to get in an insult fight with me. I have about six more years, I said
six more years
of expeirience in insults and reverse-insults on you.
(No offense to you H, just to the chicken!)
Foghorn says he's sorry for misinterpreting your species but it was the result of your half-cocked statement that grouped all males of varying subspecies into one -- with no such implication of the hens.
As to your six-year experience, fledgling,
H
, himself, has some decades on you and, one tough old bird,
Foghorn J. Leghorn
, is older than
H
; the rooster first appeared August 31, 1946.
But has he been having to specifically work on insults? Because I mean actually working on insults, not life expeirience.
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Aug 12
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, 2011 at 4:44pm
hyperpep111
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Club508 wrote
on Aug 12
th
, 2011 at 3:33pm:
H wrote
on Aug 12
th
, 2011 at 3:27pm:
Club508 wrote
on Aug 12
th
, 2011 at 12:07pm:
And also, don't forget things like subspecies.
Dog: Toy Poodle, Golden Labrador Retriever, Great Dane
Dinosaur: Tyrannosaurus Rex, Brachiosaurus, Velociraptor
Bird: Raven, Blue Jay,
Rooster
Who are you calling... I say, who are you calling a subspecies, you crack-shelled offspring of a hen!
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I'm actually offspring of a human ya bird-brained creature who's too
chicken
too look up your own species in the dictionary! And since your brain clearly can't take flight, why on EARTH would you think that your whole body could fly ya overweight rooster! And of your definition, I have to admit you certainly are FOUL smelling. And if you think I'M crack-shelled, think about yourself! Because your manners certainly went out those cracks you old cluck! And your mother must have been pretty fat to crack your egg!
Trust me, ya old hen, you DON'T want to get in an insult fight with me. I have about six more years, I said
six more years
of expeirience in insults and reverse-insults on you.
(No offense to you H, just to the chicken!)
Ok. Just clean the saliva off the screen and calm down
. Oh and FYI We are all Homo-Sapiens. Just like all cats are Felis/F. catus
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Aug 12
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, 2011 at 4:53pm
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patchz wrote
on Aug 12
th
, 2011 at 4:33pm:
H, I assume, I say suh, I assume, as you typed that, you were saying it out loud in your best Foghorn Leghorn voice.
A'm just sayin boy, (slap)
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Aug 12
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, 2011 at 9:06pm
hyperpep111
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Did a bit more research. Apparently It's Man who is Homo-Sapien and woman is it's boss
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Aug 13
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, 2011 at 3:18pm
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hyperpep111 wrote
on Aug 12
th
, 2011 at 9:06pm:
Did a bit more research. Apparently it's Man who is Homo-Sapien and woman is its boss.
I'm sure they've ignored that man is also a shortened form of mankind, male and female inclusive... only noting that man is part of mankind without the kind. We don't make an issue that woman applies the wo(e) to man.
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