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Jul 25^th, 2011 at 8:26am

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The first ones are appearing already;

Apparently the suicide note she left behind said she wanted to join her career…

Like her or loathe her you had to admit she knew when to draw the line… probably down the middle of the coffee table wasn’t the best idea!

Amy’s death has left a million bees homeless!

The manager of Bargain Wines in Camden is on suicide watch.

I’m the only person who is really upset about Amy’s death. I’m down two grand a week in my business!

Amy didn’t commit suicide, she just fell whilst running in the 3.30 at Kempton and broke her leg so she had to be put down.

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - Jul 25^th, 2011 at 6:08pm

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A good one I spotted on Twitter:

What was Amy's biggest hit? Her last one.

One that I left on Twitter:

Perhaps The Sun deleted Amy's text messages to the rehab centre asking if she could be re-admitted...

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Reply #2 - Jul 25^th, 2011 at 7:30pm

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They tried to make her go to rehab but she said no, no, no.

Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

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Reply #3 - Jul 26^th, 2011 at 1:22am

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Michael Jackson announced a new tour, Dies shortly after. Amy Winehouse announced a new tour, Dies shortly after. Now, I dont know about you but who's looking forward to a new Justin Beiber tour?...................

It was all a publicity stunt, just after the police drew a chalk line around the body, she got up and started to sniff it..............

Matt

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B1 Boeing 737-800 and Dash8 Q-400

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