I'm 20 years old and I can't get a better job than at a fast food place; it's the only place that will hire a high school graduate. I'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. I'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. I'd leave, but I can't pass my drivers test, or any test I've ever taken. I'm in love with one of my only friends. She's a smart, athletic, gorgeous southern belle. but, I'm stuck in the friend zone. My only other friend is this guy, who I'm pretty sure only talks to me, because he's mentally handicapped.

... and to top it off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.










Spongebob!