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Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 12:56pm

Steve M Offline
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Keep a copy of this in case you need it..



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                              Mr. Hendrix?

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Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #1 - Jul 3^rd, 2011 at 5:16pm

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I'll be here all week folks.. Wink

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #2 - Jul 3^rd, 2011 at 7:44pm

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Steve M wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2011 at 5:16pm:

I'll be here all week folks.. Wink

Don't feel bad; here lately all I get is the sounds of crickets when I post anything.... Roll Eyes

I guess my humor isn't need anymore.... Undecided

So if for no other reason, I'm sticking around to torment the masses with bad jokes.... Smiley

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #3 - Jul 3^rd, 2011 at 8:47pm

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At the one involving the teacher...

"you're"

Grin

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Reply #4 - Jul 4^th, 2011 at 7:07pm

Steve M Offline
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Romulus111VADT wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2011 at 7:44pm:

Steve M wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2011 at 5:16pm:

I'll be here all week folks.. Wink

Don't feel bad; here lately all I get is the sounds of crickets when I post anything.... Roll Eyes

I guess my humor isn't need anymore.... Undecided

So if for no other reason, I'm sticking around to torment the masses with bad jokes.... Smiley

I know how you feel Rom, working in the Humour board is a tough crowd! Grin

I like everyones posts here though. Sometimes work gets in the way and I don't always reply but you can bet I smiled. Wink

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #5 - Jul 4^th, 2011 at 7:31pm

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machineman9 wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2011 at 8:47pm:

At the one involving the teacher...

"you're"

Grin

Well, she is a math teacher. Grin

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Reply #6 - Jul 5^th, 2011 at 11:50am

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Here's some jokes I came up with.

You say tomatoe,
he says tomato,
but I say ketchup.

You say potaeto,
he says potato,
but I say french fries.

My brother "lost" his mind, but I haven't given it back yet.

and the last one,

Hope you like them!

« Last Edit: Jul 5^th, 2011 at 1:15pm by Club508 »

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Reply #7 - Jul 5^th, 2011 at 1:22pm

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Of course, they're here for my jokes already.

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Reply #8 - Jul 5^th, 2011 at 8:03pm

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Club508 wrote on Jul 5^th, 2011 at 1:22pm:

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Of course, they're here for my jokes already.

Such is the life of a comedian..... Wink

No respect, I tell you, I get no respect.... Grin

Ya gotta love ole Rodney Dangerfield.

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #9 - Jul 8^th, 2011 at 1:15am

Club508 Offline
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Tell me about it. Practically my whole life is a comic strip! (except for flight simulator and repainting) I end up popping up tons of intended to be jokes and puns and what not, but whenever I do, everyone in the room except for my mom and dad look at me like I've lost my mind. (my mom and dad don't because they'll be too busy giving me the "evil eye")
By the way, thanks for telling me about Rodney Dangerfield! I looked him up on google and got instant laughs. Another good one is Emo Phillips. (it may only have one l in Phillips, I'm not sure) But anyway, look him up on youtube.

Back to the part at the beginning, here's an example of one of those kinds of jokes.

When my dad came home from work, our dog went "belly up", so I got upset.
Then she rolled over on her side and started whining when dad didn't come over and pet her. I thought she was rolling over in her grave with laughter.
So I looked around to see what was so funny, and didn't see anything worth laughing at, so I looked back at her.
When I looked back, she was up walking around dad, that wrecking ball of a thing we call a tail wagging full throttle sniffing him all over again! I thought she was back from the dead!

Let me know if you found that funny.

And by the way, some of you're jokes aren't that bad. (Thank goodness for the "see last _ number of posts made by this user" button.)

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Reply #10 - Jul 8^th, 2011 at 1:34am

Club508 Offline
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Sadly I didn't notice the expiration date ont he milk before I drank it. It read: "This milk expires two years before whenever you open it"

Oh Romulus111VADT, with your signature, there is something even worse than aggressive stupidity (sadly it happens to be all around us these days) It is: My brother.

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