A fellow was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first eight holes and the second golfer said, "We seem evenly matched, how about playing for ten bucks a hole?" The first golfer said that he wasn't much for betting but agreed to the terms.

The second golfer won the remaining sixteen holes with ease and, as they were walking off number eighteen and he was counting his $100.00, he confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers. When the first golfer revealed that he was the Parish Priest, the pro was flustered and apologetic, "I hope there's no hard feelings. Tell you what, I'll give you back ten percent, just like the Good Book says."

The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. I'll tell you what, come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation... and bring your mother and father along so I can properly marry them.