In the Comments (Forum) section of the local newspaper, a lady introduced an "even-the-score" proposal:
If underage girls and authorities are required to inform the girl's parents, then boys (it can happen at any age) should be required to do so for prostrate cancer.

Now, being of the gender where the prostate is of concern, I must ask if we should take this lying down... although, I suppose, we must if not erect?
Maybe, rather, if the cancer is prostrate, we can make some sort of erection to raise us above it?



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Aye... she went on to use 'prostrate' twice more when intending referal to prostate...
thus giving rise to my comments.