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May 2nd, 2011 at 8:42pm

Steve M   Offline
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I'm sure this isn't new, but I hadn't seen it yet.. Roll Eyes


   





Shopping for a Husband..
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
 

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Reply #1 - May 2nd, 2011 at 9:05pm

patchz   Offline
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Quote:
You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor.


I bet two of those are my exes.

On second thought, the last one probably visited several times. Roll Eyes
 

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Reply #2 - May 2nd, 2011 at 9:14pm

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That explains why it has been so quiet here on the third floor! Cool


...Not a fan of housework. Wink
 

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Reply #3 - May 3rd, 2011 at 1:32pm

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TacitBlue wrote on May 2nd, 2011 at 9:14pm:
That explains why it has been so quiet here on the third floor! Cool


...Not a fan of housework. Wink

You think it's quiet there, try the sub-basement. Roll Eyes
 

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Reply #4 - May 3rd, 2011 at 7:43pm

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I'm the one painting the yellow lines in the parking garage.     Cool
(Picture Rodney Dangerfield) Wink
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Reply #5 - May 4th, 2011 at 7:58pm

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I'm the janitor at the outlet mall on the other side of the tracks.  Tongue
 

FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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